Martha Finally Divulges What She Learned in Prison
February 21st, 2009 by Soleil
After the Phelpsy scandal I guess Martha finally decided it was safe to come clean and reveal some of her more private interests. Over on EW’s PopWatch blog they’ve received an email stating that Stewart’s upcoming show would be “entirely dedicated to the world of pot.”
*blink*
Reeeeeally? Somehow that fits. Judging from what I know of Martha, she’s wound pretty tight. The only thing that could possibly remove the giant spatula from her ass on the daily is a well-timed bong rip. She probably gets the giggles and bakes. Her guest for the episode will be Jimmy Fallon, which makes sense because I always attributed his inability to get through a sketch on SNL without laughing to his being completely and utterly high the entire time. I hear he’s going to bring her “brownies” YUM.
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it makes a lot of sense because hemp is used in a shit load of stuff.
i thought pot was illegal? how can they do a show on it?
man, i always loved martha stewart.
yesssssssssssss. i can’t wait for this.
Do you think she has a “how to” lesson on rolling fatties? Is there some sort of decorative paper you can roll your weed in? I’m curious to know because if you are going to smoke pot, Martha, you better make it effing pretty!
I’m sure the show will all be double entendres. Rolling “fatties” will become “rolling cannolis”
I’ve never seen any decorative paper, but I know that there are clear rolling papers. However, if someone were to know anything about pizazz it would be her. I could def see her grating some fresh nutmeg into her shit before rolling a fatty.
i don’t think she’s wound tight, only appears to be. i think she’s a wild sex and weed maniac! (now.) yeahh!!!!
when is this going to be on?
It’s next Monday. It’s not going to be about reefer though. Plant pots, crock pots, pot-bellied pigs, etc.
thank you for clarifying, Wendie. This was all sorts of confusing.
GOOD FOR MARTHA IF IT’S TRUE! LEGALIZING WEED WOULD BE THE GREATEST BOOST TO OUR ECONOMY OBAMA COULD EVER IMAGINE……..
Are we referring to the picture above? Because if we are, that’s not pot, that’s a ‘money tree’!