It’s For You, Tori. It’s Quasimodo And He Wants His Face Back
February 20th, 2009 by Wendie
Remember when I wrote this and so many people got into a lather thinking that I could draw oxygen on this planet and think that Tori Spelling was pretty? Oh, you didn’t know me very well back then, did you? Head-turning Tori appeared at Christian Siriano’s Fall 2009 show yesterday at Fashion Week. Her face makes me wonder-Are you supposed to be able to see the implants under the skin?
Of course, this picture was taken after Tori’s freak-out session. When she arrived at the show, a guard asked to see her invitation. After a couple minutes of “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Donna Fucking Martin, the one who has no trouble being the oldest virgin in 90210 because I’m so fucking ugly,” she was promptly ushered to her stable seat.
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this post was cruel…you just lost some likeability points wendie
oh stfu. This post was freakin hilarious. You just earned some loveability points wendie. (Which cancel out joy kill’s lost points).
and you so won me over. Hilarious. Now you just earned more!
so, the score:
Likeability lost = 0
Loveability won = 1
I love it when you prove my point for me…
How was this cruel? Some people are too oversensitive and shouldn’t read a website that’s sole purpose is to over analyze and be cruel about celebrities. It’s entertaining.
she reminds me of eric stoltz in “mask”. the implants or whatever she’s had put in her face have made her look misshapen and very mannish. not good. but on the plus side her little boy is really cute (yes i admit i occasionally watch her tv show).
i likes me some cynical wendie.
Cruel? Hardly. The only change I’d make is switch Quasimodo for Mr. Ed/Secretariat/The Lead Budweiser Clydsdale…
aaahahhahaha!!!!
wendie i literally love you.
she looks like a white skinny oprah here..is it just me??
yeah she does!
Why the lonnng face?
Oh, that wasn’t “neighhh”cessary was it?
She is Donatella Versace’s birth daughter….yikes
Bahahaha. Best title of a post ever!
sprint should sue her
That nose is waaaay too wierd.
Thin does not become her.. blonde does not become her.. her make-up is always appalling., grow some brows woman.. sheese; she looks like her dad in drag.
the poor girl
i’ve seen ugly people but damn
she ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh wendie, you are what i can only aspire to be
wendy why do you have the compulsive need to point out other people’s imperfections? The only ugly person here is you, and I feel sorry for you because you have to live with yourself. I don’t know what you look like yourself but after reading your infantile verbiage i can make out that you have a alot of insecurities. Calling out people’s shortcomings doesn’t make you a better person. Perhaps you already know this and your just fine with this, than by all means continue your verbal spewage.