Danica Patrick Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Old And Angelina Jolie Is Perfect
February 20th, 2009 by Wendie
Race car driver Danica Patrick pondered the question of the ages (literally) with US Magazine: What actress would you want to play you in a movie about your life?
“I’ve always said Angelina Jolie would be great because she’s an action star,” Patrick, 26, told a group of Canadian bloggers. “Although I don’t quite look like her,” Patrick goes on. What about Jennifer Aniston? “I don’t think that’d be age appropriate,” she says of the He’s Just Not That Into You star, who just celebrated her 40th birthday. “She’s older than me!”
Hard to picture either of them clamoring for that role.
Isn’t it unfortunate when a celeb is tragically positioned in front of a movie poster? She looks like she went ballistic with Ken Paves/Jessica Simpson hair extensions. Oh well!
Ah, and not that anyone will be doing a biopic of me, but if I had to pick for myself, hmmm….Janeane Garofalo, maybe? I asked my mother who she would cast as me and she came up with Emily Blunt. Pass me a bottle of pills, please. A big one.
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yeah, moms are a bitch sometimes. at least she didn’t say mischa barton.
emily blunt is beautiful, probably ten times pretter then friggin wendie. so i dont really get the whole pill comment…
uhhh, hello bitchy. Wendie is gorgeous, have you seen her?
Wendie is ten times prettier than Emily Blunt, and real. And probably has way more personality.
wait, why don’t we like Emily Blunt? I love her! Plus she is supposedly dating John Krasinski, and who doesn’t love him ;)
Very True!
she would be lucky to have a woman as beautiful as Jen play her. what a b*tch.
here here!!
could have been worse….she could have said james blunt.
to be 26 she looks pretty old, I though she was around 34-35.
umm angelina jolie is older than her, too. what an idiot.
I hate everything about Danica Patrick. What a self-righteous b**ch.
Oh Danica, get your big head out of your stuck-up ass. Have you looked in any mirror besides your precious review-view mirror lately because you aren’t as great as you think you are! Cripe, she dumb too!
“Danica Patrick Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Old And Angelina Jolie Is Perfect”
Yea, till Jolie sleeps with her boyfriend… and he dumps her.
“Danica Patrick Thinks Jennifer Aniston Is Old And Angelina Jolie Is Perfect”
Yea, till Jolie sleeps with her boyfriend… and he dumps her.
She may be dumb but the Evil One wishes Danica was honkin’ on Bobo (and yes I named it Bobo)!
doesn’t it just look like she has giant hair on first glimpse? only because she is standing diretly in front of a big picture of someones head though
Wow, but Jen looks younger than Jolie :P
Lmao at Blunt
well pushing out three children would age even the best of us… yikes
they’re both above average in the attractive stakes though. Jolie desperatly needs to gain about a stone [14 lbs]
emily blunt is a very attractive lady imo and you’d be lucky to have her play you if a film of you was ever made. However, we all have ideals of how we wish other people would see us, i wonder who you wanted your mom to say should play you? Sharon Stone? Emily Watson? who?
Jolie is a bitch
ok i aggree
Looks so funny! And the dress looks inside out.
Hahaha my favorite part:
“Although I don’t quite look like her.”
UM YEAH NOT QUITE. Nice try, idiot.
I AGREE. DANICA IS SO SMART TO CHOOSE EXPERT ACTION STAR JOLIE. YOUNG OR OLD DOESN’T MATTER. BUT THE KEY IS JOLIE EXPERIENCED TO DO ACTION. JEN IS NOT.
WHOEVER SAY JOLIE A BITCH. THEY ARE SKANKS, PIGS, DEAD DOGS FOURMARTS HA HA HE HE HI HI
Danica Patrickmis an inbred looking, miserable cunt. Her 15 minutes will be up very shortly
Danica Patrick can suck a dick. So can Angelina. Those two worthless cunt belong together