Taylor Swift Has #1 Album And Unflattering Dress

February 19th, 2009 by Wendie


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Taylor Swift attended the Brit Awards last night in a rather unflattering, silver, spangly sheath.  Shouldn’t the gal with the number one album be able to afford a stylist by now?  Or a full-length mirror?  Contact lenses?  I’ve read the reviews and I’m aware that my opinion is unpopular on this one.  Of course I also hate Oprah and Julia Roberts so it’s safe to say that I don’t think like any other human being.

Okay.  I’m done.  She’s still cute.  Clad in a shapeless Vegas showgirl, flattened disco ball thing, but cute.


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27 Responses to “Taylor Swift Has #1 Album And Unflattering Dress”

  1. radcore says:

    i hate oprah and julia roberts 2…u r not alone.

  2. HappyGirrrl says:

    Waiting for Beet to spring to her defense… one, two, three… still waiting…!

  3. Anonymous says:

    she is luking like prostitute

  4. Abbi says:

    How can somebody defend that?

  5. mamie says:

    never have understood all the fuss. she can’t sing. she has an unfortunate figure. she obviously has bad taste in clothes.

  6. Damned says:

    love you. HATEEE oprah.

  7. Granny Grump says:

    We are such kindred spirits, Wendie!

  8. Pinky says:

    She looks a lot like Renee Zelwegger (or however you spell it).

  9. Lindsay says:

    i think the dress is cute..

  10. sf says:

    I hate Oprah and Julia Roberts too, Wendie!!

  11. Lara says:

    Nope, I agree with you wendie. That dress is NOT good. And neither are Julia Roberts or Oprah.

  12. wpolochick says:

    Um….I really like this dress. She just needs to pose a little better.

  13. Jennifer says:

    Cute girl bad dress. Makes her look flat chested, but at least she looks like a lady and isn’t flashing her crotch like some people so I can’t complain. I wish lady like clothes would make a comeback, the HO thing is so boring.

    • Samantha says:

      I completely agree. And the dress was a mistake. We all make them. Don’t use it as an excuse to bash her for everything else you may not like about her. They are plenty of more worthy people out there to be criticized. Go criticize one of them…AHEM Miley Cyrus…What?! Who said that….??

      Anyway, Taylor Swift is a sweet girl and she doesn’t need the support of jerks like you people to know it. She may not have the voice of Mariah Carey, but she’s definitely got talent, and it’s not fair for you to undermine it.

  14. King Leer says:

    That dress looks comfortable.
    Being a dude, I have never understood how you women wear those extremely tight clothes all the time. I mean ALL the time. I would think it would be annoying, but you girls seem to go about your daily activities like it’s no problem with those damn ultra-tight butt hugging pants !

    Ya know, those tight clothes you wear is why we guy’s have to have some extra room in OUR jeans.

    Ahh, now I get it.
    (i feel like a caveman)

  15. Vida says:

    Why is the new pose decidedly pigeon-toed? Hollywood is full of impending orthopaedic problems….

  16. luvntaylor says:

    LOVE the dress…LOVE Taylor Swift…
    I think this is a very age-appropriate outfit.

  17. Yikeszoid! says:

    Hmm… Two things to point out here: Number One: The other night I was looking at a dress like this online and my Grandma, who had made me several beautiful articles of clothing over the years, was passsing by, stopped, and looked at it. Her words, no joke: “Dear me; if I ever, ever see you wearing a potato sack like that I will promptly make you a dress I would have worn when I was your age and then force you to wear it in public. The poor girl who is forced to wear that…” Thanks Grandma! And Number Two: Those shoes are… Different. Dancers who wear snugs shoes like that, or girls I went to school with, end up with their toes over-lapping in strange ways. She better have a good foot doctor, because if she continues to wear shoes like that for the next six months… Let’s just say we’ll have a new thing to type about. Thanks Beet for posting something like this. Now my friends who find her wardrobe ‘cute’ and ‘chic’ will have to re-think that.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Taylor Swift #1 again. i love you beet.

  19. Brian says:

    Taylor Swift #1 again. i love you beet.

  20. hilary says:

    yayyyyy wendie!
    i hate t.swift.
    i hate julia.
    i definately hate oprah!

  21. Michelle says:

    Oprah, no. Julia? Well, she IS a good actress. And I actually like Taylor Swift’s dress.

  22. Kya says:

    i love you taylor swift she roxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx lol i think that she will be the next dolluy parton

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