Sean Young’s Rehab Worked Like A Charm

February 18th, 2009 by Wendie


Remember last year when Blade Runner has-been Sean Young went a little nuts, courtesy of too many martinis, at the DGA Awards?  She quickly stumbled off to rehab to deal with her issues of long-term alcoholism.

Last night, Sean presented at the Women’s Image Network awards, I know-I’ve never heard of them either, but her best performance was out in the parking lot.  Sean showed off by reading stars off the Hollywood Walk of Fame and bragging about how “cash-heavy” she is since she had the insight to keep her paltry fortune out of the stock market.

Expect another “Ms. Young has checked into an unnamed facility to deal with issues that prevent her from living her best life,” announcement in five, four, three…


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9 Responses to “Sean Young’s Rehab Worked Like A Charm”

  1. briana says:

    hahahaha… “WHERE. IS. THE.EXIT?!”… “aww, fuck ‘em”… lol I dont know who she is but she is pretty funny!

  2. Anonymous says:

    She is aging very well. Too bad about the boozing. Oh well. I can’t put down a good burrito. We all have our vices.

  3. Giz says:

    Slow news day? Geez.

  4. DivaJulia says:

    Jesus, she’s embarrassing.

  5. Donkey Punch says:

    She was always a total loon but since she was in Blade Runner she gets a pass.

  6. bbnffbff says:

    Haha! I totally didn’t know who she was until someone said “Laces out”. :P

  7. kungfumama says:

    AHAHAHA I freakin LOVE her, she is nuts. I will never forget this photo I saw of her like she was drawing guns on somebody, but she was flipping the bird, she must be like that all the time.

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