Rachel Getting Married
February 18th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Apparently Rachel Bilson is marrying her gay boyfriend, Jumper Hayden Christensen, but they haven’t set a date yet, because they’re not actually getting married due to his gayness.
According to a friend of the actress, the couple got engaged in December. “They’re so excited,” says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. “They’re a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief.”
Whatever.
It’s weird, I was Twittering with another writer last night about whether American Idol’s Casey Carlson looked more like Rachel Bilson or PMOY Jayde Nicole. (I said Jayde, he said Rachel. It doesn’t matter because she’s gone after that shitshow of a performance last night.) Then he was like, “Eww, all this talk of Playmates makes me need to look at pictures of the pure Freido Pinto.” And then news broke today that Freida Pinto is leaving her husband. How often do we talk about either of these people? I swear the Gossip Gods are listening in on my Twitter. (But Casey totally looks more like Jayde.)
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nooo! i hate this couple already. least favorite. yuck.
Anakin, she will just die of heartbreak when you go to the darkside
It really hurts my feelings that Hayden looks like Puck from the Real World SF right here. He was so fuckable as a moody young Darth Vader, all pissed off at the Jedi Council and stomping about looking like he was in need of a nice relaxing, well, nevermind. I just can’t even go there now.
:-(
hahaha omg he soooo is channeling puck! good call
At least she’ll have something pretty to look at!
they both look awaful here, which is bizarre as they could each look hot, she needs to go back to her summer look and he the factory girl look. C’mon kids you can do it”
NOOOOO!!!!!!
i was supposed to marry him….shit, guess i’ll have to reevaluate.
it’s going to be awkward trying to recover all of those save-the-dates…
it makes me feel better that they both look like crap in this photo.
NOOO! I adore Hayden Christensen. Oh well, at least Rachel Bilson is a pretty, decent lady.
Rachel Bilson a.k.a. Latoya Jackson
i adore that dress!
I agree..that is one gorgeous dress. I love Rachel.
See, he killed Star Wars for me. I just couldn’t stomach the idea of Darth Vader morphing from a little rent boy who looked like he would cry if you took his nail polish.
I like them both better with darker hair.
Also, Hayden, when you’re ready to come out gimme a call!
If I hear about twitter one more time I’m going to find a rusty pick axe and put it in my eye. Enough already!
Hayden Christensen is mine. I will not let this marriage happen!! I match his dark ways!
I think I just died inside.
Casey looks like Jayde. :o)
my disgust is matched only by the size of Rachel’s forehead. There is a HUGE reason why she always has bangs and we all need to thank her for not submitting us to it’s shiny evil.
HUGE FOREHEAD.
i saw these two in soho this weekend :)