What’s Wrong With This Picture?
February 17th, 2009 by Wendie
So, the other night Paula Abdul hosted “An Evening With Jimmy Demers” in Hollywood. Simon Cowell’s ex, Terri Seymour, was there to support.
When I looked at this picture, my initial question was, “Why does Paula Abdul have a man hand growing out of her shoulder? And why is it cupping Terri’s tit?” The entire awkward body and limb placement was almost enough to distract me from Paula’s massive camel toe. Camel toe is too mild a phrase; she has an ass on her snatch. An ass twat, if you will. I almost overlooked Paula’s gargantuan ass twat. I promise you though, I’ll never let that happen again.
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i just DIED at this post.
ass twat..wow that is GENIUS wendie.
i bet you’d be a great partner in the game of “make fun of passerby’s”
love playing that game with my friends. When I’m by myself I write down and email em later…
what’s with the more-than-mildly possessive hand??
effin creep
hahahahahaha wendie thank you for the much needed laugh.
ass twat….that’s gold.
LOL…I am going to try to use the term “ass twat” as much as possible today.
LOL ass twat!! ive seen them before but could never quite put a name on them…..thank you wendie! and that hand is totally effin creepy–it almost looks fake
ass twat yeah i’m following ur tweets now cuz that was funny.
That’s not a camel toe. It’s camel toe’s fat sister: Moose Knuckle.
LMAO
good eye wendie. with that hand on the boob i never would have caught that toe action.
ass twat!! I think you’ve just given me a new insult. Thank you Wendie! :)
It’s too bad that Paula wasn’t wearing white to really show off her ass twat. As it is, that thing looks huge. Instead of fucking Paula, it might be more fun to put on a coal-miner’s hard hat with the light in the front and climb up inside that cavern for a really good look.
Oh, Wendie. It takes a lot for me to laugh at 8:00 a.m.–but you did it. “An ass twat, if you will.” Classic.
sounds like a WWF smackdown: ass twat vs. moose knuckle! love it!
I think that hand escaped out of her “ass twat” and is crawling across Terri’s sexy body.
when i first looked at it i though, who is that pregnant lady next to paula abdul.
Ahaha I literally laughed out loud. Ass twat is my new favorite word
isn’t a moose knuckle the male variant of camel toe? so i think ass twat wins in this case.
..unless…oh my GAWD.. paula has testicles…..
Thanks Wendie. I just launched diet pepsi all over a laptop reading this post. Ass twat just became my new favorite words!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHHAHA, oh god, this was the best fucking post I’ve ever fucking seen.
you made my day :)
genius.. seriously
this is why i read this blog over any other
especially that no good perez hilton
haha ya!! wendie you are my new favourite. ass twat is going in the books.
OMG! Wendie you are so freain hilarious! Thanks for my first good laugh of the day!
Freakin, I meant freakin.
What’s that on the far left? It looks like the guy has a stump instead of a hand.
am i the only one that sees this? It looks like th guy on the right has a bit of a stiffy