Kate Moss Says She’s Not Pregnant, Just Gaining Weight

February 16th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Despite the rumors running around that Kate Moss is preggers, she claims she’s just growing boobs (and a Buddha belly! Like me! Buddha bellies are so hot right now).

She says in an interview with New York magazine:

“”I’ve just started wearing bras. It’s a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I’ve just grown breasts … I am a woman now. It’s true. Honestly, I’ve never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It’s so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, ‘Are you pregnant?’ And I’m like, ‘No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.’ Isn’t that weird? Now I can fill a B-cup.”

Kate Moss has already birthed an entire child. How is that she’s just now putting on weight? Not fair.


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8 Responses to “Kate Moss Says She’s Not Pregnant, Just Gaining Weight”

  1. JustinInPittsburgh says:

    OMG…is that…a triple nipple?

    :O

  2. AW says:

    She was a world renowned model-she was probably starving herself before. She looks mucjh more healthy now. =)

  3. Dee Cee says:

    The overall medical term is nausea, or gastrointestinal distress, and it can be caused by hundreds of different things, but the 6 most common causes are:

    1. Over or under-eating, or drinking too much (Indigestion)
    2. Depression, anxiety, stress, pain.
    3. Drug overdose (including caffeine and alcohol), drug reaction, allergy or side effect.
    4. Insomnia or staying awake too long.
    5. Illness, such as a bacteria infection.
    6. lactose intolerance
    After a certain age you can’t party like you used to.

  4. boo says:

    maybe she stopped da coke… nah.

  5. Jenna Zine says:

    Hmmm – I still think there’s a baby on the way… She’s just going to fudge a little bit so it doesn’t look like she was partying while pregnant. Hey, if the Palin family can change a child’s birthdate – why not Kate?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Yukki face…she needs surgery!

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