That 13-Year-Old in England May Not Be a Baby Daddy After All
February 15th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Hey, remember this shit? Where that 13-year-old boy in England (who looks about 8) impregnated his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle? And they had the baby? And it’s like this huge social issue right now?
Well, now some 16-year-old kid is claiming that he’s actually the father! And then a 14-year-old came up and claimed the he might actually be father! Either this 15-year-old girl was doing some serious sluttin’ around that month, or these boys are just desperate for some attention and money. Oh, and Chantelle’s neighbors aren’t being all too sweet about this. They’re running to the press left and right to talk about how she had all kinds of boys spending the night in her bed. She and her mom both deny that.
Alfie Patten, the original underage baby daddy, is now going to take a DNA test to prove that his pre-teen super-sperm did, in fact, knock this girl up. Says Alfie: “Other stupid boys are lying, saying bad things, like they have slept with Chantelle too. But I am the only boyfriend she has had and we’ve been together for two years, so I must be the dad. When she found out she was having a baby, I asked her ‘Am I the dad?’ and she went ‘Yeah’ so I believe her. I didn’t know about DNA tests before, but Mum explained it’s when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells you if you’re the dad. So, if I have that, they can all shut up. But I don’t really care what people say. And I don’t like them being bad about Chantelle.”
OMG. Is this boy actually saying these things or are they making up quotes to make him sound like he’s five years old??? Listen, I wasn’t exactly worldly (or sexually active!) when I was 13, but, dear God, I wasn’t talking like a pre-schooler, either.
Regardless, this just sucks to have such young kids wrapped up in such a widespread scandal, especially considering there’s an actual baby involved.
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awww. poor thing’s gonna be so sad when he finds out he’s not the daddy.
haha.
i totally called that.
She’s like the Anna Nicole Smith of the teen community.
Yea…..except Anna didn’t stop clocks with her looks!
Okay…well we have determined that he has not hit puberty yet….since is voice hasn’t changed….he’s 4 feet tall….and well all the other obvious….so is it even possible that he could be the father? I mean if you haven’t hit puberty, can the boys even swim? Do you even have boys at that age?
i cant believe they had a baby at all is he the real dad or is it someone else
was that baby just born? and she’s sitting like that? christ, I couldn’t walk the stairs for a week…
eugh. i live in the uk…its like this everywhere :(
my monday mornings at school usually consisted of listening to the neds [non-educated delinquents...or ya know a bunch of fucking stupid idiots] talk about who they had shagged in what park while they were drunk…and i mean at like age 12…
Well I dont want to be rude but that girl doesnt look like she could choose between more than two boys. I mean she looks like shes thirty.
And then I really dont get whats wrong with this boy. Hes together with her since hes eleven? Together in what way? She babysitting him to make a few extra bucks? And whats wrong with him that he doesnt know about DNA tests at age 13? What do this kids learn at school today?
Too bad they don’t live in the US cuz I’d love to watch them on Maury.
Omg. That’s ridiculous. I especially love the part when he’s like “I didn’t know about DNA tests before”… yeah no shit. Because you’re just a baby!!
The only reason this story is big news is because that boy looks so young. Unfortunately there are plenty of 13-year-olds having sex. I can’t think of too many 15-year-old girls who would have any interest in a 13-year-old, but especially a 13-year-old who looks like he’s eight! There is something wrong with that girl. And we’re meant to believe they only had sex once and oops she got pregnant? Please.
The only reason this story is big news is because that boy looks so young. Unfortunately there are plenty of 13-year-olds having sex. I can’t think of too many 15-year-old girls who would have any interest in a 13-year-old, but especially a 13-year-old who looks like he’s eight! There is something wrong with that girl. And we’re meant to believe they only had sex once and oops she got pregnant? Please. And yes, why does he sound like a 5-year-old???
WTF. They’re not kids they’re short 40 year olds. I swear I do not get kids today, this shit was so not going on when I was their age. Making out was a huge deal when I was their ages. I must be getting old.
how is she getting 3 guys?
and why was she with an 11 year old?
how desperate was she?
and how desperate were the 14 year old and 16 year old?
All I know is she scares the sh*t out of me… She looks exactly like Jane Seymour (King Henry VIII’s 3rd wife, not the actress) http://www.uvm.edu/~hag/sca/tudor/redjane.jpg
LOL Historical burn!
hahahaha
HOLY SHIT
i thought the same thing!
sounds nerdy i know
OMG, you are so right!
I thought so too. And then I thought, ‘at least she had the sense to catch puerperal fever.’ And then I thought, ‘oh, that was going too far.’
She really is ghastly.
kiss
Ugly girls put out at that age so boys are taking what they can get.
Men who come here, let me ask you, in your teens (especially younger teens) was it not quantity over quality?
As a man I would agree 100%. At that age I believe the recognition of that type of activity among your peers would overweigh any potential stigma of who it was with. The older one gets the more the issue becomes the latter. The cavalier publicity from these kids is the most disturbing aspect of it all.
When I was 13, I was… a bit of a bitch. Teachers were scared of my group of friends.
BUT, we weren’t having sex and we all knew what a freaking DNA test was.
Just kinda shows how not ready this kid is.
Uhm,Not to be mean but the girlfriend look like a CooCoo
ok so pretending they’re of decent age, he should not have to ASK her if the kid is his
I’m sorry, Im still cracking up about this:
“Is this boy actually saying these things or are they making up quotes to make him sound like he’s five years old?”
WTF!!!!! I am a 15 yr old girl and most of my friends have never even had a boyfriend and nither have i……. WTF!!!! as if is all i can say
This is sad. These kids come from a deprived area near my home. I am not surprised that this boy is naive, he hasn’t exactly had the breaks. Besides which, DNA tests and paternity suits aren’t as common in the UK, I think, as in the US. Our cultures are different.
Forget about a costly DNA analysis, just ask the prepubescent boy to ejaculate into a cup. That’ll give people an inclining.
THAT GURL CHANELLE SHE MUSS OF GAVE THE IDEA 2 ALFIE 2 AVE SEX HE DOESNT KNOE ANYTHING SHE LIKED BRAIN WASH HIM SHE ALOT MATURE DAN HIM ALMST 2 B 16 SO I PUT THE BLAME ON HER Y WUD DOES BOY CHAT SHIT ND THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THERE NO POINT OF IT …
above
Why do u write like suchja fecking retard you must either be a teenage mum yourself or your parents are cousins.
above
Why do you write like such retard you are either a teenage mum yourself or your parents are cousins. YOU MAKE ME SICK I WANT TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE, by the way her name is CHANTELLE you whore bag.
Above, let me fix this for you.
That girl Chantelle, she must have decided to have sex with Alfie. He probably does not know about sex. She is much more mature than he, she is almost 16. I put the blame on her.
Y WUD DOES BOY CHAT SHIT ND THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THERE NO POINT OF IT … (Complete gibberish you twit.) Probably something about the neighbor talking shit.
Your welcome.
Seriously, it’s my fukken kid. I totally dipped my love stick into that, thing.
No but seriously, why would anyone step out and claim they slept with that?
She looks like a dead horse, only pregnant.
Also, shouldn’t she be prosecuted for statutory rape?
I mean by all definitions of statutory rape, this is pretty much the clincher.
And people wondered why Eddie Murphy insisted on a DNA test. Gee, since 33% of men are proven NOT to be the father?
I think DNA tests should be mandatory.
the song Camden Road by Barefoot Confessor sums out the youth of today very nicely. notice the references to “12 yr old daddy’o” and ‘happy Slapping’ on the metro.
http://www.myspace.com/barefootconfessor
dad at 13.lol. well il tell you what when i was 13 all i wonted was a chopper so this lad is somthing special…(shame it ent his tho) best thing to do is stick to action men
its the name. all girls name chantelle are total whores.
Grammar issues aside, that was funny.
All I have to say is:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OMG, I cant stop laughing because Im in shock. I think im hysterical right now. I just lost it when I read “mum had to explain the dna test to me” AAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Ok. crazy. insane. sickening. I swear such incompetent parents who end up through their own stupidity causing so many problems for society should be brought to a public square and just be given one good backhand. Because seriously, that is how everyone feels, and it would be so satisfying to see. So now she is explaining a DNA test to him, but clearly hasnt had the talk about, condoms, waiting, the birds and the bees. Backhand her quick!
It’s not that uncommon for kids that young to be having sex regularly now. I know a good number of people who’ve been fooling around since they were about 12. It just doesn’t sink in for them how young they are. They want it, and they’re physically capable of it, so they go for it.
i can’t believe that he looks like a little boy? can’t believe that another man is saying he is the dad this is a fucking nuts!!!!!!!!
he doesnt look thirteen at all i think it is just sooooo crazy what they do now!!! He isn’t ready to be a father and he knows it and we are not hlping by spreading pictures and rumors about it! I just hope everything works out for them but i also hope it doesn’t ruin their chances of education and jobs……..
omg… im 17 and theres no way you would catch me anywhere near a guy younger than me….. especially not by two years….. i mean come on!!!!
this is just horrible…
and not knowing what a DNA test is…. that just takes the cake.
I’m surprised that there are people saying he is too young to have sex or be a dad yet laughing at him for not knowing what a DNA test is.
that is so fucked up
blablablabla WTF i mean … blabla bla
Well im 14 years old and this is really shocking.Not the fact that they had sex because a lot of kids at my school,and anywhere else are doing that.Which does not make it right! But the fact that he looks like my little brothers age.And she looks older than 15. I can not imagine myself in that position.She looks like his babysitter! And i cant believe he doesnt know what a DNA test is.I knew that when i was in elementry. He could be the father,but i hope he’s not for his sake. He needs to be napping.
my question is…Where the hell are the parents. and where were they when they were having sex???? i would almost be ashamed of my daughter is she got pregnant and then didn’t know who the dad was!! WTF
seriously who would want to admit theyy slept with some 1 ,at the age theyy both aree , and its a little shame on the 13 year old i hope its not his because how is he suppose to payy money for the p0or little baby if he dosent have a job or anything and i hope it is his because his p0or little heart will be broken its a wee shame
the 13 year old looks like a 7 year old. How the hell did they end up having sex????
fuck your asss hole man mother fucker
Is that kid really 13??? Seriously??? In his interviews and quotes he sounds like a 8 year old. My sister’s 13 and even shes not a that stupid.
Some of the people on here need to go back to school and learn how to spell right…..! i blame the parents because they should have been supervising their children…i also believe that both the boy and girl should have taken responsibility and at least wore a damn rubber. now i don’t think it is right for any child to have a baby until they are married.
shame on you
well since they dont have brains everything is possible bt wtf the girl is twice as tall as he is