Benji Madden’s New Squeeze? Katy Perry!
February 15th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Katy Perry kissed a boy … and she liked it! (No, seriously, I would never make that joke. But trust me when I say that everyone else will.)
I just wrote about how Paris Hilton was getting it on with the man who invented the word “douchetard,” Doug Reinhardt.
So what’s her ex, Benji, going to do?
Snuggle all over Las Vegas with the worst live performer at this year’s Grammys (and that’s saying something!), Katy Perry.
Following her Valentine’s show at Hard Rock Hotel’s Wasted Space, Perry, 24, and Madden, 29, headed to Lavo – where the two conspicuously cuddled throughout the night, later prompting one observer to sense “some chemistry there.”
Madden, in town to deejay, even danced for Perry during several songs – and at those rare times when their hands weren’t on each other’s legs.
I like basically none of the people involved in any of this, but I have to say Benji comes out on top in this mess. Katy may not be much of a, ya know, singer, but at least she’s not famous for being annoying on reality TV. UPGRADE!
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When you say “but at least she’s not famous for being annoying on reality TV.” did you mean Paris or that dude from The Hills?
yes.
… her boobs really confuse me.
lol.
my thoughts exactly! they’re really wide for boobs, but are too round to be pecs…
her boobs look strange because the top of that dress is like a mesh sort of fabric that goes all the way up to her collarbones. it’s there for the jewels that appear to be coming off of what look like straps. the dress is squishing her boobs.
i don’t like this dress. her face looks fantastic, though.
I’ts like her boobs are too old for her body. At her age, they should be perky. Those are matronly boobs. But yes, I think her dress is squishing them a little.
Omg people her boobs are squished from the dres, see that clear neckline? It’s pushing them down. Otherwise, looks like Katy is pretty well endowed.
I thought you liked her.
In the world of gossip, opinions can change in a matter of you know grammy performances.
Ugh…what is it with the madden twins?? I don’t see anything appealing about them. Travis McCoy was much better.
Travis dumped her.
agree! travis soooooooo much better
The only thing worse than Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. Ugh!
agreed…yukkk
Katy, dear, you could do so much better.
ur all just jealous !! yea travis dumped her but she moved up.she is still mega hot and this by- chick would totally lick all over her tits.so back off!!!
ur all just jealous.yeah travis dumped her but she moved up. and this chick would totally lick all over her tits!!!
r u fukin nuts? if that women was 2 even talk 2 u u woulod shit ur pants
God damn this girl is soooooo hot!!! i would do anything to have one long night of good old consentual sex with her!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAH!!!!
and yes, the dress is awful!
i like this kind of boobs its so hot
picture
sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy boosb
Her face doesn’t seem a little fake to you? It looks almost like a mask to me.. it’s a brighter color than her body… maybe the light is just hitting her body at a different angle than her face.
that’s called photoshop
a mierda! q gomas q tiene xD
x eso es tan linda.! :D esta re wena :DDD
wee. alta mina x dios! :D
alta musik q tiene xD aca les hablo desde argentina xD
OMG, i love her
she is soooooo sexy, damn
i wish i could kiss and f her
shes awesome
oh god i love her.she is so sexxxxxxxy and i want to have sex with her!
just one kiss from her boobs!!
katy perry is soooooooo sxxxxxxxxxy i just want to fusk her pussy and tits all day long!!!!
mo?e po polsku co!!! ;/