Not Out Killing Chris Brown Yet

February 14th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Jay-Z, who was reportedly out for blood after hearing what Chris Brown did to his protege Rihanna, was all smiles with his wife at a kids’ charity event in Mesa, Arizona on Valentine’s Day.

OMG you guys you know what I just thought of?

When Jay-Z and Beyonce have a baby, I am totally referring to it as the Jay-B. Or should I spell it Jaybie? I just don’t know!!! But isn’t that just brilliant??? I need to decide quick before Beyonce gets all knocked up!!! No one better steal that shit from me. I’m calling it now. I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST, BITCHES!!!!


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27 Responses to “Not Out Killing Chris Brown Yet”

  1. Eloise says:

    “Jay-B”..but i think better names could be thought of…

  2. Sarah says:

    Ha! Jay-B is better. :D

  3. Sarah says:

    Jay-B! =)

  4. yum says:

    B J would be cute. Everyone loves a B J.

  5. mambaX says:

    first option for a boy
    second for girl

  6. Donkey Punch says:

    So much of the story seems strange.

    Why hasn’t Brown been arrested if the stories of her face being badly beaten and bruised were true? Cops don’t mess around on domestic abuse cases. Most times they arrest just on the girl’s word alone.

  7. lolly says:

    she looks knocked up already.

  8. Kim says:

    Yikes, check out Beyonce’s body language…

  9. HappyGirrrl says:

    Beet, you’re brilliant.

  10. BJ says:

    Thank you Yum. I always called them B.J. That is what they should name the boy. Looks at the lips of Jay Z what else can you call him?

  11. E says:

    I love seeing pictures of those two together because it shows what a friggin’ amazon she is. He’s a big dude and she looks like she’d be wrestlin’ in the same weight class.

  12. Wordsworth says:

    It’s better than Puss ‘N’ Boots. . . .

  13. ellen says:

    cute idea! maybe jayby?

  14. mizzenne says:

    What about Beyon-Jay?

  15. Alice says:

    Jay-B
    and get it copyrighted
    BJs cute too

  16. Anonymous says:

    i have that same grey knit hat that beyonce is wearing!

  17. fyrewytch says:

    how about Jay-Bey ?? =)

  18. sophie says:

    call it Jaby or Jayby
    spelled like “baby”

  19. DarkEmpress says:

    Beyonjay is much much better. Im betting beyonce would go for that. Just tell her it sounds french. They will probably go with Brooklyn Carter from the song “hello brooklyn” by Jay-z ft. lil wayne and their son will probably be called Sean Carter.

  20. DarkEmpress says:

    ok i just noticed the little girl in the pic behind beyonce. that kid looks tough and like a combo of jay and beyonce. she’s wearing sunglasses like jay and has her arms crossed like bey.

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