Madonna Nude Photo Sold for $37,500

February 12th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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What was the problem with the economy again?

An old nude photo of Madonna sold at auction for $37,500, more than three times the expected sale price of $10K.

It was purchased by an unnamed European buyer.

You can view the photo here. Please note: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYONE, REALLY. LOTS OF PUBES.

Madonna is totally recession-proof.


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16 Responses to “Madonna Nude Photo Sold for $37,500”

  1. Oxymoron says:

    Ugh. Is that how it grows for some women? Bush. Literally.

  2. Brazilian in Canada says:

    OMG! She was serious bushes going on there!
    Crazy, disgusting AND unhygienic!

    eww, who would buy this picture?

  3. meesh says:

    Someone needs a brazilian.

    Or a weedwacker.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Or a garden weasil lol…

  5. shz says:

    not save for lunch either..

  6. ThatLisa says:

    Why would you spend so much money on pics u can get off of the internet? They are not secret pictures.

  7. Liz says:

    How can nipples be that small!

  8. GrannyGrump says:

    Good Lord! That was horrifying.

  9. TABS says:

    WOW!!!! =/

  10. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s sad and funny at the same time that our concept of what women should look like has gotten so far away from what women actually do look like. It seems like the ideal of female beauty has become the tots in that TLC show about 3-year-old beauty queens; wide innocent eyes, lots of bright makeup, and no pubic hair. It’s quite sick, actually. There’s nothing wrong with the way Madonna looks in that picture; she has a great body. The photo itself reminds me of a Modigliani.

  11. Señor Loco says:

    $37,500?! Ha! I just pressed Ctrl + Print Scrn and got it for free!

  12. mambaX says:

    now you all can see who Lourdes takes after
    I had trouble seeing where the fur ended and the carpet begun
    LOL

  13. also anonymous says:

    I agree with Anonymous. Most women, in order to not look like that, have to wax, shave or whatever. I get so sick of people saying that body hair is gross – everyone has it, and in order to look differently, most have to get rid of it. I think it’s more disgusting that it’s gotten so that people would rather a grown woman look like a little girl by ripping all that hair off.

  14. a-rod says:

    im waitinf for bats to fly out that bitch

  15. Beet Groupie says:

    Am I the only one who could look away from the beaver to notice the insanely long armpit hair?

    Was this during her hobo phase in NYC? Looking for work and selling nude pics to scrounge enough money for lace gloves and jelly bracelets?

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