Now This Is A Couple I Can Get Behind!
February 11th, 2009 by Wendie
Yes! Please let this be true! I know it’s only The Daily Mirror, but they are claiming that Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love have been dating for the past few weeks. Wouldn’t it be great if these two turned into the next Bennifer? Like, we could see them at every premiere and Waffle House opening with Red Bull cans in hand and white powder on their noses? I can already see the OK! magazine cover of them with their crack-addicted twins and the headline, “Our Babies Changed Our Lives.”
Oh, I’m a dreamer and realistically nothing will come of these two, but I’m bored by all the couples out there now. Everyone is happy and blissful and having twins and international adoptions and benefit parties for the environment. I need some good old-fashioned drama. Not Chris Brown and Rihanna drama. I’m just craving DUI’s and hidden camera cocaine videos; I’m jonesing, really.
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Ew, is she… blue?
So wendie, mickey and courtney in a threesome.. interesting. i cant help it the title made me think it! lol. I now love courtney love since i found out she hates madge.
the perfect couple…i hope it’s true.
seriously. match made in heaven!!
oh please ohplease ohplease pleasepleaseplease let this be true!!!! please? oh please.
that would be 15 kinds of efffing RAD!!!
Ew. They are so so perfect. Barf. They are gorgeous together. Eeeerp. I just puked in my mouth. Lovely.
What the term “bumping uglies” was made for.
With this couple, you might have to get behind them just to keep them from falling down.
Can they double date with Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse?