Courteney Cox: Pregnant or Unfortunate Dress?
February 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet
At a benefit for the EIF’s Women’s Cancer Research Fund in Beverly Hills.
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beet, i’m kind of disappointed…that’s how a woman is shaped and it’s a form fitting dress…courtney cox is SOOOOO skinny and always has been!
so i guess to answer your question, unfortunate dress.
agreed, theres nothing wrong with the dress or her stomach
Nothing wrong with this woman? Look at how the dress stretches around her belly. I want my women perfect and having a dress stretching stomach isn’t perfect.
That was my first reaction, too. She is really skinny and every non-eating-disorder-plagued woman has that same shape.
agreed
Ditto all this. Lord, how thin does a woman have to be?
Yeah…never expected that question from you, Beet. It’s very Perez-y.
It’s a shiny dress on a WOMAN, not a 10 year old boy, which it appears now even YOU think grown women are supposed to emulate.
Wow. What the eff?
Are you gonna start calling Jessica Simpson “Blimpson”, too?
I don’t see the problem at all.
I’d still pee in her butt…
Ew. Gross.
what the…
Dude, you need help.
is that even possible when you cant pee with an erection, and without one the butt would be too tight?
dont be silly.
I love how much thought you put into that Heatherly. : )
you can pee with an erection. just, sloppily
Actually, men should not be able to pee with an erection, due to having something like a valve shutting off that tube. To put it very rudimentary. Depends on the state of erection really.
I hate to disagree you all you ’scientists’ but it IS in fact possible to pee with an erection. I have in fact pee’d inside a girl (hey, don’t judge me). The ‘tube’ Erik is referring to is the Urethra which controls the flow of urine. An erection is achieved when blood fills the spongy tissue of the penis via arteries stemming from the sacral plexus.
i learned in health class that you couldn’t pee with an erection. its the body’s way of making certain that a man can’t accidentally pee “inside”.
I guess if it wasn’t fully hard you could pee a little bit. But would that be hard enough?
Anon, why dont you just pee ON people, its heaps easier.
Teeny tiny pooch- nothing wrong with that.
Neither. Bad angle.
Beer gut. My Uncle Harvey had one just like it — had that dress, too, btw.
He must have been haaaaaaaaaaawt.
:)
her stomach looks really flat to me
Just a bad angle – though it would be great if Coco got a sibling!
I think that little girl is soooooooo cute
Yes! Adorable! She gets overlooked with the Violet, Shiloh and Suri’s of the world taking up all the photo spreads, but I think she’s precious.
Not pregnant.
Totally not preg.
Don’t see nothing wrong with her. If she looks pregnant, 75% of the women I walked by in Manhattan today are in their third trimester.
lmao :D
uhh…bad english. Don’t see ANYTHING wrong. My mother who was an English teacher would slap me if she saw this.
I always correct my 5 year-old about double negatives! : ) Way to go Mom!
I’m going to go with not pregnant, most females have a little stomach
Babyless shadow. Love the dress. Love Arqox.
totally not pregnant–still skinny, just unfortunate dress/lighting combo
sorry- I think if she wanted to hide a pregnancy, she would have worn a different dress.
That’s why every woman should wear spanx under a really tight dress. No ones body is perfect.
Amen.
I am so tired of seeing really great dresses being worn without any foundation garments under them. Being it spanx, panties or a genuine girdle. It makes all the difference in the world with how the dress will hang.
And with Courtney… she really never has had good posture.
I agree the dress is gorgeous. But I am not crazy about the ankle strap sandals. I just associate straps on ankles for older ladies who are not too steady on their feet and need help keeping their shoes on… so they have to strap them on… :)
Just ate a Burrito.
Damn she is one hot woman!
evil beet, you’re pathetic, i only look at your sight for the fact that i’m so fascinated by how shallow you are! go fuck your dog cause that’s all the action your gonna get you ugly cunt!
wow i literally LOLed when i read that.
mean, but hilarious nonetheless.
cmon!!! thats soo normal looking!! if u have a complete flat belly then theres something wrong with u
None of the above. Just healthy.
I think she’s absolutely GORGEOUS. I’d give anything to look like that at her age…or any age for that matter…
Seriously Beet, you’re going to encourage the ridiculous attitude that if a woman’s stomach is not freaking CONCAVE then she must be pregnant? Please don’t feed that particular nonsense monster.
So, so true! Beet, you’re stupid.
Yah. I didn’t used to think so — but I’m starting to. Beet, maybe you’re stupid and maybe you’re not, but this post? Is stupid.
I couldn’t have said it better. Courteney looks beautiful and has a great body. It’s not a bad derss or a bad angle. I don’t think I’ve ever criticized a post before, but this is truly ridiculous.
Oh I’m sorry Beet you can dish it but you can’t take it? You’re a fucking loser! Truth hurts don’t it?
She’s probably 5 pounds overweight Beet… get her! Oh no, wait… maybe you shouldn’t (we’ve seen the pictures of you)…
she’s nowhere near overweight! she probably just has to pee really bad.
You must be joking! Courtney looks amazing–as always–and certainly not pregnant. I think she looks perfect, and it’s probably a bad angle rather than bad dress.
Is Beet purposely trying to become Perez or is she just off her game lately. Courteney Cox looks fine there… not pregnant or a bad dress.
It amazes me that Beet talks shit about people like Courteney Cox or Mandy Moore but licks Lindsay Lohan’s talentless, uninteresting and unattractive asshole.
Agreed!
actually, i believe she licks her firecunt
YESSSSS! thank you, finally someone who feels the same way as I. Lindsay Lohan is a cracked out idiot
there is nothing pregnant *or* overweight to discuss here. a normal, healthy woman.
Maybe I’m just blind but I see no tummy to speak of.
I don’t actually see anything wrong with this picture? :s
i hate these stupid “unfortunate dress” posts.
courteney’s stomach is exactly how it’s supposed to be.
stomachs are never, EVER completely flat.
come off it, already.
beet – are you fucking kidding me?! courtney cox is thin, even by hollywood standards, and you are insinuating that she is somehow overweight or looks overweight! way to perpetuate the impossible standard of beauty that american women are expected to conform to, even if it means being unhealthy. you suck and so does your post.
Beet why don’t you put on that dress, take a picture & ask the same question????????????? Oh no, wait. PLEAZE DON’T.
Courtney looks AmAzInG!!!!!
oh fuck you…pregnant? how thin does a bitch have to be for you bitches?
this woman is just gorgeous.
JennB i totally agree, i’m 23 and i would kill to look like her :P
Poor Courteney, she just can’t win can she?!