Conversation With Robert Pattinson Proves To Be More Effective Than A Restraining Order
February 11th, 2009 by WendieWant something juicier?
Twilight’s Robert Pattinson is really boring. Last year while filming a movie in Spain, America’s favorite vampire had a stalker. Now, let’s get the facts first: this woman was fixated on the actor and stood outside his apartment all day, every day for hours and hours on end. Creepy, right? He got bored and went to dinner with her. Who the hell intentionally dines with their obsessive pursuer? Maybe he was operating under the theory that the crazy chicks are usually really good in bed. Anyway, he ended up whining about his horrible life of fame and fortune which apparently bored her so much that he never saw or heard from her again. It’s kind of sad when your very own stalker decides she’s not that into you.
Pattinson told Creme magazine that people tire of him within two minutes. He’s right. Yawn.
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I read somewhere that he actually whined on purpose to keep her from stalking her again.
I bet I would go on a second date with him <3
I think he is really not attractive. He looks like the weird kid in high school that rolled his boogers around in his fingers before he ate them.
Ba hahahahaha! I agree.
Come on Rob….bore me for 2 minutes – I dare you!
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
i lub him even more now… sigh….
I bet now he’s going to have 15-20 teenage stalkers now hoping that he will take them out to dinner now… :S
Thats exactly what I thought.
hmmm, some people always see the glass as half empty though.
Luckily for me he doesn’t have to speak. He just has to sex me. That is allllll I ask
Really! Who wants to TALK to him??
Oh Robert, baby, call me and I’ll let you bore me all night long…
now all i gotta do is stand outside of his apt all day and night……where doesn he live?
hahas OMG his still cute in twilight!
So what if he’s “boring”? I’m glad that as a celebrity he isn’t full of himself. I prefer when famous people realize they are ordinary like the rest of us when they aren’t doing their job. Go Rob.
You’re right… I was bored as soon as you said “Robert Pattinson”.
lol… he probably is boring, but maybe hes a freak in the sheets.
im just sayin!
it’s the seemingly quiet/boring ones you have to watch out for…he can “bore” me anytime!!!
I don’t care if he’s boring, I’m happy just to look at him =D
me to you go girl
Best. Post Title. Ever.
You probably need a brain to carry on a conversation with him. All his fellow cast members say he is very intelligent including Kristen Stewart. His taste in music, literature, and movies seems to be more enlightened than your average twenty-two year old. I base this on interviews I have seen and things other people have said about him. Even the roles he has chosen have shown he is interested in being more than a pretty face. I can see him intentionally setting out to bore her as a means of getting rid of someone who refused to respect his right to some privacy. He also seems to be shy and somewhat of an introvert who is uncomfortable with his unexpected and instant fame. I hope he remains down to earth and in touch with his real indentity. Give me a guy with a brain and a sense of humor any day a pretty face with nothing behind it is what would bore me.
He is so gorgeous! He’s the only guy in the planet who can go with that kind of hair!!!
Boring?? far from he is so funny and cute i met him and he is the sweetest most kind man around!
People need to lighten up on Rob seriously! Maybe the man is smarter than ALL of us and he is just playing our simple minds.
That stalker chick who got bored? Yeah I bet he did it on purpose to prove a point..that looks aren’t everything and she needed to move on with her life rather than stand all day outside his apartment!
Or maybe he DID talk his head off cause he believed a stalker MIGHT truly listen to him and take him seriously for once..I mean you would think your #1 fan would lend you an ear right?
Just let the man live in relative peace >.>