I Love It When Mandy Moore Fails
February 10th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Why do I hate Mandy Moore so much?
Oh, I don’t know.
Maybe because when her fashion line, Mblem, shut its doors this week, this was her statement:
“I love the fashion world. I’m fascinated by it. I’m humbled by it. If I were to dip my toe back in there, it would have to be the right situation… a great partnership that could represent a true reflection of me and my ideas and, you know, that wasn’t happening. So next go round, that needs to be top of the list.”
It’s the way she talks.
It’s so douche-y. So holier-than-thou. I dunno. Everything about her annoys me so much.
So, ya know, I’m happy that her clothing line is over, but annoyed to hear that she’s working on a new album of a California ’70s-inspired pop.
I hope it fails!
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I hate that you hate her because I love her & you & want you to atleast like her!
Why do I hate Mandy Moore?? Lets see… ah, ah, oh! well she’s not dating me so I guess I could hate her for that!
anybody who hates mandy moore is jelous because they are threatened by her or there husband or boyfriend loves her, i am 21 years old and i love mandy moore she is the sexiest woman alive and she doesnt even try to be. i love mandy moore.
I love Mandy Moore. She’s the most non-threatening celeb out there, she’s harmless. Why such hate? :P
She’s done so many bullshit cross-overs I can’t even remember what she’s originally famous for.
How could you hate Mandy Moore, but love someone as nasty as fire-crotch lohan and her 12 year old boyfriend?
Exactly. Grrrr
Honestly, youre so rude about Mandy. One of the best good-girls in Hollywood.
Ugh what a bitchy comment.
Amen to that!
Why, Syrup? Perhaps because Beet has taste and an eye for the interesting and can see beyond the fakery and fuckery of the celebrity game, perhaps that’s why she “could hate mandy Moore.”
You people and your adulation of these oatmeal-fresh fruit images you keep believing, you crack me up, ’cause the minute you all get a taste of Fruit Loops and waffles with bacon you’re all like “OOOooooo, I’ll just eat the exciting, tasty breakfast just this once; I’ll go back to my Weetabix and skim milk tomorrow!” Please.
Laughing my motherfuckin’ ass off.
ha.
great now I want some bacon, like RIGHT NOW
Mm, she’s so.. plain.. annoying.
celebrity gossip and what not is top-notch shit. YOU guys are top-notch shit. Let me tell you, please…
I don’t know much about Mandy Moore but she seems pretty harmless to me, so I don’t understand the hate either. This post seems more like misplaced jealousy than gossip to me. How sad to “hate” someone you don’t even know, for a reason you cannot even define.
Ah yes, but it is all fun and fucking games isn’t it – because it’s GOSSIP BLOGGIN’, BABY! No word-mincing happening in this part of the interactive journalistic free-thinking world!
Forgot to add that relishing in someone else’s failure is completely and totally pathetic.
What exactly is California ’70s-inspired pop? Can anyone clue me in?
Awww, the post title kinda made my heart melt a little. Thanks beet for making me feel all warm and fuzzy;)
YOUR STARTING TO SOUND A LITTLE LIKE PEREZ HILTON…
Beet, I am 110% with you on your Mandy Moore stance.
For some reason, she annoys the hell out of me. I feel like she puts on this little good-girl act and it bugs me soo much. And I don’t mean that there’s anything wrong with being a good girl, but she could be a little more natural about it because it looks like, to me anyway, that she tries way too hard.
Word.
you blow
mandy moore=awesome
No YOU blow. Mandy Moore=the opposite of awesome.
How you could hate Mandy Moore but have a really gay thing for an untalented/unattractive Lindsay Lohan is beyond me.
Lohan is interesting. Moore is not. Lohan has natural-born talent. Moore does not. Oh wait – it’s Klipper! I just checked and realised to whom I was writing a post-reply. :rolls eyes: Figures you’d be an average, Klip, preferring the average, seeking average.
Bukowski warned: Beware the Average Man, the Average Woman. Their love is average, seeks average. But there is enough genius in their hatred to kill you, to kill anybody.
Not understanding art, they will consider their failure to create as a failure of the world, and then they will hate you.
And their hatred will be pure, like a shining diamon, like a knife, like a mountain, like a tiger. Like Hemlock. Their finest art.
)~Charles bukowski, paraphrased from his poem “the genius of the crowd”)
Mandy Moore originally had a naturally beautiful face and effed it up for no good reason.
her music blows and she does come off pretty pretentious, but I do think she means well. She’s one of the few who seem to have a grip on reality.
I hope Mandy Moore succeeds!
Personally, I could really give a rat’s ass one way or the other, whether this bland bitch “succeeds” or not, but it HAS been amusing and somewhat illuminating, in a way, to note how many – and what kinds of – people give the likes of Mandy Moore such mad props.
So this is what Average Man and Average Woman thinks is teh fuckin bomb, ey? You guys are a trip. Such perfectly average standards you place upon and require of the ones you choose to celebrate! Interesting…
Beet, don’t hate on people you have no reason to be hating on. And I agree with Kristin, this sounds like when Perez bashes Miley for pretty much anything she does. I’d love to hear about some legitimate reason for that hating, because I can’t think of one myself.
WHAT?? Kindly stfu, Lillian, let our gossip blogger hate on whomever in celebritidom she feels like, that’s the fun and point of the whole damn thing, creatively hatin’ on or defending and adoring the insanely rich, famous and celebrated! Come on now, don’t tell me there’s no celebrities out there at all whom you happen to take a particular disliking for and enjoy bashing the fuck outta! H8 on, H8tr! Or not. Love’s cool too. :)
Ok, my beloved Snowblood, looks like Beet has a hardcore fan, and one with a lot of time, too. I completely understand that some people will like bashing others without apparent reason, I just never liked it. And yes, relishing in other person’s failure is super-pathetic. On the other hand, I agree with your last phrase, sarcasm or not, love’s cool too.
Oh, and by the way, relax, life’s already enough stressing.
I agree with most of the posters here. Just because Mandy Moore hasn’t had a lesbian love affair/drug or alcohol problem/daddy issues/e.t.c. is no reason to hate her. Is being a seemingly nice person w/a private life and no ostensible “bad girl” issues what makes her pretentious??
LOL! You’re not alone, Evil Beet, you’re not alone about this Mandy Moore irrational irritated dislike and not-standingness. I can’t fucking handle the girl either, she has always grated my celebrity-sensitive nerves. Her and Hilary goddamn Duff. Chicks of a feather, those two.Mandy Moore might even be worse than the Duff chick. After all, she DID do a stint on Entourage, as Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend. It was like sh just played her damn self! A-fucking-noyying to the Nth degree. And boring, bland, unoriginal and as uncreative and self-adulating as the cookie-cutter dumb bitches in the hollywood machine can come. I can’t imagine what kind of man would actually want to have this kind of wman as his girlfriend. She strikes me as being all about no one except for herself.
omg Snowblood…. your clear hatred of Mandy is cracking my shit up.
I’m kind of meh about her. She doesn’t excite me in either love or hate. She is so blahhhhhsnnnnoooorrre for that
Mandy Moore is the personification of blandness and can’t act.
Remember her in Princess Diaries?
you hate her because she’s beautiful, without scandal, easy going and famous. honestly beet, it just comes off as petty jealousy and i thought you were above that. between your hatred of mandy and your appreciation of that god-awful jonas brothers/stevie wonder performance i’m seriously starting to question your judgment.
I think shes a fat bitch and if you ever had to work with this stupid cow you would want to grab a fist full of that buble gum bull shit she tries to sell ans hove it right up her ass.
She isnt nice shes a god damn asshole. Most celebs are.
AND shes fucking stupid for chargind over 100 fucking bucks for a god damn hoodie with a draw string waist. She put out a crap product in an oversaturated market and expeted dumb ass twatts to lap that shit up like kitten milk BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU ARE THAT STUPID!
Ever have a meeting with her? She knows what her image is and only wants to sell you shit. end of story.
LISTEN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MANDY MOORE IS NOT A STUPID COW AND SHE’S NOT FAT AND SHE IS NOT A DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE INSULTED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAID THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE ABOUT HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF SHE READ THAT COMMENT SHE WOULD GET UPSET AND THINK THAT HER FANS DON’T LIKE HER ANYMORE BUT IF SHE SEES MINE THEN SHE WOULD KNOW THAT HER FANS STILL LOVE HER AND THAT I AM DEFENDING HER BECAUSE I AM HER BIGGEST FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE SHE SUCCEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP INSULTING HER I DON’T LIKE IT AND SHE WOULD’NT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SWEET, UNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS A VERY BEAUTIFUL AND SWEET ADORABLE SMILE THAT LIGHTS UP THE ROOM AND SHE HAS WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SWEET EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, ADORABLE AND SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SONGS WELL I LISTEN TO SOME OF THEM BUT I LOVE HER SONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM 12 YEARS OLD BUT I HAVE A VERY BIG CARING AND LOVING HEART BECAUSE I CARE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE I KNOW AND LOVE AND ALSO I LOVE MANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sigh) I want to admit something. I-I have a crush on her. please don’t laugh at me, and for insulting her, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF I MEAN PLEASE LOOK AT WHAT YOUR DOING YOU ARE INSULTING HER AND THAT IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVIL BEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD STOP INSULTING HER AND SAYING THOSE RUDE LIES ABOUT HER INCLUDING YOU EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER AND I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HER I WILL DEFEND HER, I WILL BE HER HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BESIDES SHE IS A HUMAN BEING JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND PRETTY SOON NEXT YEAR WHEN I AM IN HIGH SCHOOL I WILL SIGN ON MSN, FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND I CAN TALK TO MANDY MOORE AND BECOME FRIENDS WITH HER A TRUE FRIEND AND BEST FRIEND I WILL TALK TO HER AND I WILL BE HER ONLY TRUE BEST FRIEND AND I WILL ALWAYS BY HER SIDE WHEN SHE NEEDS ME I WILL DEFEND HER, I WILL BE HER HERO AND I WILL BE HER ONE AND ONLY TRUE BEST FRIEND SHE COULD EVER HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO PLEASE STOP SAYING THOSE RUDE LIES ABOUT HER AND STOP DISCRIMINATING HER PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at least mandy moore isn’t orange.
come on now. she was AMAZING in a walk to remember.
loved that movie for a long ass time.
be far. she’s not that bad.
THIS JUST IN!!!
SINGER-ACTRESS MANDY MOORE AND RYAN ADAMS ENGAGEDThe Associated Press, February 11, 2009
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Singer-actress Mandy Moore and rock singer Ryan Adams are engaged.
Moore’s publicist Jillian Fowkes confirmed to The Associated Press on Wednesday that the two are planning to wed. No details were announced.
The 24-year-old Moore started out as a squeaky-clean teen singer and later crossed into movies with featured roles in such films as “License to Wed,” “A Walk to Remember,” “Saved” and “American Dreamz.”
Adams, who played in the band Whiskeytown during the 1990s before turning solo, is known for his song “New York, New York,” which appeared on his album “Gold,” released in 2001.
I’m a dork
Dont get married mandy, my life is meaningless if u get married!
i WHOLE-HEARTEDLY agree. aaannd, i’ll give a reason. i read an interview in a magazine a good while back in which she was going on and on about how she wants to be ‘unique’ and how she doesn’t want to act like the other female celebs her age. she also mentioned being very picky about which movies she chooses to act in. i’m sorry, but i have NEVER seen a movie of hers that was “deep” apart from AWTR, which i can’t stand to watch anyway because of her. (american dreamz, anyone?) and you can die your hair brown, chop it off, and switch to acting, but everyone KNOWS how you came to be where you are. you were the “next jessica simpson”, a bubble gum pop singer tartlet with long blonde hair and a vicious attempt at sex appeal. what a stuck-on-herself bitch of a hypocrite! “i’m missing you like caandaaayayayaay”? yeah. you’re so deep mandy moore. you’re so deep.
and ryan adams IS deep. WTF does he see in her!
i love mandy moore but i see dats she’s holier-than-thou…and this is a first step to her fails ..belive me mandy this is so danger …i said so because i am really love you and hope to be an important actress in u.s.a ….
Dear Evil Beet Gossip
I want you to delete the comment I posted earlier because it had my real name on it which is you know read the comment and because it does’nt make any sense and it is very long so please delete the comment I made earlier and we will forget that this incident had happened please! Thank you!
Yours Sincerely I have came up with a new nickname it is James so
Yours Sincerely
James