Elle Style Awards 2009
February 10th, 2009 by Wendie
Dudes, that’s Courtney “Thank Christ This Wall Is Here” Love last night at the ELLE Style Awards. What the hell happened to her? Oh, wait, I know the answer to that. Diet and exercise and most certainly not gastric bypass. I’m addicted to all those TLC shows like Half Ton Mom, Half Ton Teen, Half Ton Dad and have lost entire weekends to their obesity clinic marathons. One thing that all the bypass patients seem to experience is flabby excess skin from rapid post-surgery weight loss-kind of like Courtney has on her sides and back. Except Love’s is due to diet and exercise-not, uh, surgery. Nope, that shit is the result of macrobiotic living.
The rest of the night went something like this: Anna Friel was there in a dress emblazoned with the word “NO”. Anna, please start listening to your wardrobe; It is wise. Mickey Rourke got all Lindsayish and started swigging clear liquid out of an Evian bottle, Pixie Geldof had severe panty lines. Thandie Newton concluded that she was better than everyone there and Frieda Pinto wore shoulder condoms.
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Oh come on, it doesn’t matter whether you lose weight fast or slow, beyond a certain amount of weight (and she WAS fat) you get flabby skin afterwards one way or another… It would have been a good idea to not wear a low-backed dress though. Haha, look at the way this belt seperates her back. I adore her. *sigh
Ew, Courtney is a foul human. Why so vain? Why so obsessed with plastic surgery? Why? Why? Why?
Is that a finger sticking out of the back of her dress?
Nope. It’s a little weiner.
hahahaha she looks like madonna
this brings new life to the 80’s term ‘Madonna-wannabe’
uh…note to dingbat:
it was cool to copy Madonna’s style…
IN THE 80’s!!!!!