Sarah Jessica Parker’s Shoes: Love It or Leave It?

February 9th, 2009 by Evil Beet


Sarah Jessica Parker arrives at the Soho House in the Meatpacking District

In New York City.


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48 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker’s Shoes: Love It or Leave It?”

  1. Veronica says:

    I think I just threw up….

  2. chris says:

    WTF??? It looks like she has hooves – it suits her.

  3. adair says:

    ewwwwwwwwwww

  4. Abbi says:

    Ahahahaha she’s embracing the animal attributes of her face.

  5. meg says:

    What is she, a camel? Gross.

    • Caz2 says:

      LMAO.
      you nailed it.
      I think she looks way more camel-ly than horsey.

    • reeec says:

      They are Martin Margiela boots and are about $900. at Barney’s.
      How can a person spend all that money in a so low-taste boots!!!?

      Well, as Abbi said she did. because she wants to embrace her animal face attributes!!

      soo freaking true (:

  6. holly says:

    brings a whole new meaning to the phrase camel toe…

  7. Hautie says:

    Oh my… is there a reason she felt the need to show us her hooves?

  8. EWWW says:

    Ive been seeing these horrid shoes around for a few years now.
    I just didnt know Sarah jessica was stupid enough to use all her precious sugar cubes to buy them.

    Maybe she could afford that pesky divorce if she saved her money on ugly shoes? what do i care. give the bitch a salt lick and call it a day.

  9. h83wun says:

    Leave them in a ditch to rot for all eternity.

  10. Annie says:

    Horse face meets horse feet. Makes sense to me.

  11. trollydolly says:

    Cloven feet. Nice. I always thought she was a bit of a demon. Poor Matthew.

  12. Michelle says:

    HAHAHA. Wow, those camel-toe shoes just made my day.

  13. cady says:

    oh my GOD…fucking LEAVE. IT. that is horrible. i cant believe she looked in the mirror and said “yes, i look good in these. these are nice, fashionable, totally not weird shoes”

  14. Kris says:

    What in the world?!?!

  15. jinx says:

    ha HA! Ninja boots!!!

  16. Korpil says:

    I prefer my camel toes NOT on the toes… thanks.

  17. Sigh... says:

    Leave ‘em…preferably under the bridge with the troll that created them.

  18. Chuck says:

    Shiteous.

  19. Chris says:

    Sleestak chic

  20. Bee Hind says:

    Ugly.

  21. Sarah says:

    I’d like to meet the person that says these are hot. Really. Just so I could kick them in their teeth. With those cloven-hoof boots. How. effing. awful.

  22. Cat says:

    Hahahahhahahahahaha! OMG! LOOK! It’s camel toe for your feet!

  23. Withaboylkyou says:

    Bahaha awful.

  24. Assie says:

    Everyone else thought of horses or camels when they saw those shoes. You know what I thought of? The Ninja Turtles!!

  25. casey says:

    ew! camel toe!

  26. erika says:

    eeeewww!

  27. Sophia says:

    Are these new to the States? Does anyone know? I live in NZ and those boots have been around for about a decade – I think they’re Martin Margiela maybe? Lots of (wealthy-ish/fashionable) people wore them. I always thought they were kinda fun, not hot, just fun.

    • dpizzle says:

      Yeah I think they are Margiela. He sorta takes shoemanship to a new lever. Plays with the idea of fetishism a bit too ( I guess these would be beastiality? Ew.) I still think cloven hooves are gross. FAIL.

  28. S says:

    I’m totally in agreement with Assie. Ninja Turtle shoes, that’s all I can think of.

  29. laylee says:

    its like camel toe on her feet

  30. Lillián says:

    eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! (sorry, that’s the nicest thing I could come up with)

  31. Jim says:

    They remind me of the black leather pair of mitts I wore on my feet for Halloween one year when I was dressed as a monkey.

  32. Abba-labba says:

    I think we are all in agreement here.

  33. CAMMMELL TOOEE says:

    camel toe shoes,,,,,looks like she has one flap

  34. Holly says:

    sold in Antwerp about six years ago!
    fashionqueen my ass, or maybe it is vintage now!

  35. Amanda says:

    I didn’t realize Ninja was season!

  36. unsoho says:

    Leave ‘em in the stables, horse face!

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