Chris, You’re Supposed to Woo The Ladies – Not Hit Them

February 8th, 2009 by Soleil


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People is reporting that Chris Brown is under investigation for alleged domestic violence felony battery, and the LAPD has confirmed the story. An Officer Harding of the LAPD said that ”if police locate Brown, yes, he’s subject to arrest.”  The identity of the victim has not, and will not be released as per procedure. Here’s a rundown of the incident:

Around 12:30 a.m. on Sunday, the R&B singer and a woman were in a vehicle in L.A. when they became involved in an argument, according to a police statement. After stopping his car, Brown and the woman got out and the argument escalated. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police. 

No one has confirmed or denied that Rihanna was the “woman” in question, however it has been announced that she will not be attending the Grammy Awards tonight though her rep says she is “well”

WTF?! Chris Brown is smacking women now? He’s supposed to do acrobatic dances with well timed pelvic thrusts and make jingles for gum commercials! Literally, the LAST person I ever would have expected to hear something like this about. Hopefully the details will come out over the next few days so we can figure out what the story is.


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18 Responses to “Chris, You’re Supposed to Woo The Ladies – Not Hit Them”

  1. 123 says:

    She was supposed to perform at the Grammys too… obviously it was her that he hit… what a classy guy.

  2. tamara says:

    You retarted bastard I’m commin over there…SOON!!! Try and lay a hand on me. I’ll garuntee I’m going to blow you in your face

  3. Valerie says:

    I’ve been reading other websites and people are “confirming” that Rihanna was in a car accident earlier. I dont know who to believe!

  4. medimary says:

    does his hairline always look like that?

    it looks like someone went”oooops!” when they were defining the line over his right eyebrow.

  5. hater says:

    Fatty fat

  6. maple says:

    Holy shit. How crazy. You would think she would be smarter than to be with such a douche. i guess she’s young?

  7. Laura says:

    Honestly? Doesn’t surprise me. I would not have exactly expected it, but… it REALLY does not astonish me. I always considered him cocky and unlikeable… UGH!

  8. mari says:

    how sad!

  9. Gary says:

    Can you say THUG!

  10. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Good God he is awful to look at. Gross.

  11. nina says:

    OMG. poor rihanna. after what’s his face (now mr. mariah carey) cheated on her, and now THIS. ugh i feel so bad for her that this is all in the public eye…

  12. Stacy says:

    Yahoo says he turned himself in.

  13. Tracy says:

    Don’t do me like this Chris!!

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