Caption This
February 8th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton gets an inexplicable hug from Jesse McCartney on the red carpet for the Grammys.
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Jesse: Mrs. Hilton! I had no idea you would be here. Is Paris around?
Hahah he’s like a little puppy humping her leg!
hahahahahaa. so true
Jesse just need his happy time.
Whorelich Manuever
best one, by far.
agreed
lol.
Paris Hilton is looking like she wants the public to believe that she has fun while whispiring in jesses ear.”get the fuck off,man,or my bodyguards are going to bodyslam you when no one’s looking!”
Paris does have that ‘who are you and what are you doing…hey, that’s my ass’ look… :)
Holy shit, I thought that was Frankie Muniz… Jesse’s been humping that little oompa loompa Hayden; but maybe she stopped at a bar on the way over and was improperly detained.
I thought it was him too~
“Holy shit, I thought that was Frankie Muniz”…
Me too!
At which point, my caption would have been “Madam in the Middle”
OMG SAME! When did Jesse get so ugly :O
her figure is pretty darn good – legs! wow. shame her feet and nose spoil it.
Jesse: I’m gonna go where many men have gone before!!!
I really like her hair so much!
just….ew.
just lost the shred of respect I had for Jesse Mac
“And I jizzed in mah pants!”
If he didn’t have an STD before…now he does
Gimme the Valtrex!
Gimme the Valtrex!
Madonna is my role model.
paris is probley wispering cum my house l8er 4 a fuk the dum mole