Backstroke!
February 7th, 2009 by Soleil
Despite the rumors swirling about Subway dumping merman Phelps, their rep came out and denied the story.
“Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior,” Megan Driscoll, the rep for Subway, tells Usmagazine.com. “Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans.”
Look at that devilish grin on Phelpsy! He knows what’s up! He’s going to be chillaxin with Tommy Chong and munching foot longs for the next 3 months. Except this time, he’ll do it in the privacy of his own basement.
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Why would they dump him? Subway is where all the stoners hang out when they get the munchies so it’s perfect advertising.
That’s what I was thinking.
Hahahahah truth.
“munching foot longs”
hehe