Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour

February 6th, 2009 by Wendie


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It looks like Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimigla, the couple with the most obnoxiously difficult names to pronounce, are ovah.  According to this dude, Hayden was at Crown Bar making out with Jesse McCartney.  Not just making out, but, like, foreplaying (I bet you didn’t know foreplay could be verbed).  Ever the consummated professional, she did pause to sign autographs.  Can you imagine being the fan that interrupts that action?  “Uh, excuse me…Hayden?  Hi, I’m Suzi and I was just wondering…could I have your autograph?  Oh, sure, I can wait until you swallow.  No problem.”

And the real question that I’d like to have answered:  How is it that Hayden Pantyline keeps getting into bars?

Picture above is two years old.  Apparently, Pantyline has had designs on McCartney for quite some time.


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9 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere Continues Her Underage Bar Tour”

  1. dd says:

    Ya know if he never spoke or touched Hayden Panettiere then I would definitely want to rape him

  2. Darth Paul says:

    I thought he was gay. Jesse, not Milo.

  3. arp arp says:

    He looks like he’s thinking, “Stop touching me…stop touching me…”

  4. Lillián says:

    Mmh, this may seem like quite off-topic, but this guy has super sad eyes, seriously! Every time I see a picture of him they look the same, like he had something awful happen to him (and no, I’m not talking about Hayden or Aubrey).

  5. DarkEmpress says:

    so you mean there is no possibility of them having kids with their hyphenated last names???

  6. Anonymous says:

    Oh, by the way, she has that creepy Tom Cruise smile, hahah.

  7. eden says:

    when did jesse mccartney and katie cassidy break up?? did i completely miss that?

  8. Anonymous says:

    HEY MILO ARE U STILL WITH THIS BITCH…DUMP HER B4 SHE DUMPS YOU..GO BACK TO ALEXIS THEN

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