Tilda Swinton’s Look: Love It or Leave It?
February 5th, 2009 by Evil Beet
At the Berlin Film Festival’s screening of The International.
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i always love her
me too! She is soooo oddly intriguing. She gets away with this look. Not many others would.
I would definitely have to agree with the “oddly intriguing” idea. I hate the dress, but that bitch is badass
She gets away with EVERYTHING!
Probably one of THE WORST dressed in Hollywood – never seen her in anything that wasn’t hideous.
holy shit i thought she was a statue
I always wonder how it’s possible for her to find so many outfits in the exact same shade as her skin…. and why she feels compelled to wear them?
her dress looks like a mangled vagina.
google mangled vagina.
no dont!
no do it!
I dare you!
Not gonna Google that. I enjoy NOT puking. But OMG did I just have a giggle-fit at your comment.
WIN.
Congratulations! Your comment is number four on the Google search page for “mangled vagina.” I went no further than that…
hahahahhaha
ahahaha. i can’t bring myself to do it. image search, perhaps? i’ll think about it.
Actually your comment is now number 2!!! YAH!!! As you can see I have nothing better to do on a Friday…
i have zero desire to do that. LOL
I have no idea what comes over me sometimes! ha ha ha
I read this in the afternoon and I have a big coffee in the afternoon…. LMAO!
If ever there was the need to hire a good stylist – it would have been right here.
It looks really bad – the dress is horrible and far too light in color.
She could look amazing if she would just wear a well-fitting dress in a color that does NOT look like her skin…
You mean like every other blonde bimbo? Some people are sheep and some people are individuals!
Does she work in Vegas at The Grand Canal Shoppes?
OMG totally. at the Venetian. i was coming to post that she was one of the moving statues. outta my head!
If spencer Pratt was a dress he would be this flesh colored bastard dress only with a piss stain on it.
Also that is a face only a mother could love, a blind as a bat mother.
Thats my opinion.
Love it. Especially on her. It’s not flashy or anything, but it’s so natural and calm that it just works. And besides, isn’t ‘fashion’ all about expressing oneself anyway? I don’t think she’s trying to achieve the typical glamorous Hollywood look here, or ever.. and that definitely works for her since I don’t really get the feeling that she has a bubbly or glam personality.
Is that tripe? Is she wearing a dress made of tripe??
Funny!
Bitch can wear the Taj Mahal of dresses and it’s still not going to detract from her looking perpetually moist. She’s a mutant.
Hahaha!
The word ‘moist’ is potentially the most disgusting word in the english language…
That, and it’s not even derogatory or rude. But used in the right context, it makes me gag. And not in the good way.
I HATE that word
yeah, “moist” is soooo gag-inducing! i am a pastry chef and i refuse to use the word moist…i always say “hydrated”, as in: “that dough looks well hydrated.”
It’s very pretty…..for an 80 year old. Girlfriend needs a gay to tell her how to dress. On the bright side at least she’s not flashing her crotch.
Off-topic, but Beet, why do you have a giant link on the right to a terrifying faux-gossip blog? That shits obviously some weird right wing propaganda like petakillsanimals.
Um because the economy sucks right now and I’m having to look for new ways to monetize the blog. Just ignore it!
go girl! get that money!
Like a train wreck…I have to look at it….which one is the evil faux-gossip one?
Click away! They paid a lot of money for that ad!
Beet, that shit right there just made me love yo ass! LMAO!
Ok, I’m lame – who is she, what is she famous for and most importantly does she look and dress like this intentionally?
I thinkk… she was the ice queen in the Narnia movies? Am I right?
Tilda Swinton. She’s had roles in Constantine, Thumb Sucker, Vanilla Sky, The Beach, Burn After Reading, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and more. Where have you been?
Point taken, yet it still does not explain her “look.” Is that intended? Was she even halfway attractive in those films? Or is she talent only? Not that there is anything wrong with that!
dunno but YOU’VE been on imdb!
I’ve actually seen all of those movies, and it’s not like she has a forgettable face.
I think she won an academy award last year- amovie with George Clooney, can’t remember the name.
Michael Clayton.
That looks ridiculous on her – it doesn’t fit! Look at the waistline sagging on the right side of the photo. It looks like one of those “irregular” dresses you can get cheap at Ross or TJ Maxx.
It’d probably look awesome on Helen Mirren, though – Helen at least would fill that top out!
It’s Tilda motherfucking Swinton. Bitch does what ever the fuck she feels like. And I LOVE IT.
hear hear! she breaks all the rules with gusto!
I don’t know who that person is. I just know that she looks like crap with gusto.
he he, read Emily’s post above – gusto optional.
Yes, she completely rocks.
word!
Would it kill her to wear some eyeliner? She could pull off the wacky look if she had a fierce face!
aaaahahhahahaa… are you serious beet?
I am going to be different and go ahead and say I love it.
She is the weirdest looking woman, she definately should use a makeup artist and get a stylist.
i say no.
it looks like she was attacked by 2 jellyfish
albino cate blanchett
Woah.
I think that’s a statue, honestly, wow.
That is the ice queen hey? :D
if you squint she looks like a candle.
before reading any of the commnets – tilda swinton is amazing and she can DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS SO FUCK YOU! …”you” being any one who dares to doubt her…suck it you whittling IHOP monkeys!!
I don’t know what a whittling IHOP monkey is, but I will be using that to insult someone this weekend. fab.
I would rather be called a twatt waffle thankyouverymuch! ha
is she pregnant? I don’t like the dress but I love Tilda, she is a star.
She perpetually looks horrible at these red carpet events but she is a very talented lady! She needs a good stylist
I think a walker would complete the ensamble.
I’d like to add that I do enjoy her acting though.
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Tilda Swinton! However, that dress looks exactly like my Grandmother’s nightgown. (She is fierce though.)
Do you have the picture in color?
LOVE IT.
Can’t touch that fucking dress it’s like an armoured car of high fashion vogue. Tilda is rockin it. A sexbomb like Salma Hayek or penelope Cruz would totally subtract.
Wouldn’t Gillian Anderson totally look gorgeous in this too? yes.
Why is she trying to look so bland.
She has a great figure and facial structure and she just dresses dull.
She needs to try something that contrasts her skin and hair like say a strapless light purple gown.
It looks like she is wearing a curtain.
She is quite possibly the hottest red-headed guy on the planet. But why is he wearing his grandmothers house coat?
Seriously I would just like to see her wearing a decent pair of earrings that’s all ……….
She looks like a statue!!!!