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Benji Madden and Audrina Patridge???

February 5th, 2009 by Evil Beet


Audrina Patridge Plastic Surgery WTF?

Word on the street is that the two are in a semi-serious relationship — although her camp denies it.

At first I was like, “What on earth could Audrina and Paris Hilton possibly have in common that he would be attracted to both?”

And then it hit me:

Wonky. Eyes.

You find Benji Madden’s heart by staring at the ceiling, ladies.


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15 Responses to “Benji Madden and Audrina Patridge???”

  1. PoliteTia says:
    February 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    It’s nice that Benji Madden is just moving on with his life. Paris was only with him to hoard in to Nicole’s life.
    She wasted on time getting laid from one of her ex’s.
    Relationships are more than getting laid. Audrina is the transitional’ girl, not THEE one. He should date and have fun.

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  2. shannon says:
    February 5, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Did she have work done on her face? It looks different somehow…

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  3. EWWW says:
    February 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    This bitch is about as sharp as a balloon filled with hair man.
    And the brothers maden are too stupid to even recieve the label of douchedom. They are just plain dorks.

    BYE GOOD!

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  4. MJK says:
    February 5, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    I guess he’ll be calling you up next, eh?

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  5. Ariana says:
    February 5, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Wonky eyes.
    hahahahahahahah
    YEP.

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  6. lolly says:
    February 5, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    she’s looking for ceiling cat!

    why would her camp deny a relationship with benji? dont they know how to further the careers of their lame nobody reality stars? imply everything, deny nothing.

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  7. DarkEmpress says:
    February 6, 2009 at 1:59 am

    i dont know anything about her. what did she have done her nose, eyes boobs? she looks pretty.

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  8. Hyatt Riot says:
    February 6, 2009 at 4:27 am

    I think she looks like any sorority girl USA. Why is she special? Because she is hungry?

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  9. Blondie says:
    February 6, 2009 at 6:13 am

    She rooka rike a man!

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  10. Grace says:
    February 7, 2009 at 1:52 am

    Those are some big veneers she’s wearing! I think they make her look a bit goofy.

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  11. kim says:
    February 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    WONKEY EYES! YES! hahahahahahahahaha

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  12. nina says:
    February 7, 2009 at 5:21 pm

    i’m sorry but i think her face looked WAYYY better before she had her eyes done (?). she looks totally weird now…

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  13. lisa says:
    February 7, 2009 at 7:40 pm

    Leave Audrina alone, you weirdo, no matter how many times or names you use to write your trash, You Are A LOSER. freaK… YO STALK SOMEONE ELSE. I BET YOU ARE ONE UGLY BIOTCH YOURSELF, Team Audrina

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  14. lisa says:
    February 7, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    I am directing this comment to Kim shes always calling her names on many sites.

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  15. spob says:
    February 8, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    isn’t she engaged to justin of the bobbies?

    Reply

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