Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?

February 5th, 2009 by Wendie


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What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.

Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keyshia Cole let everyone know that her stylist was absent on the day the “less is more” class happened.


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11 Responses to “Are We Sure Fergie Is Off The Meth?”

  1. DarkEmpress says:

    Can Keyshia Cole have her own category? I HEART HER! Have you ever watched her show “The Way it Is”? It is so good. The fact that she is a celeb and she hasnt disowned her family shows that she is a good person. I think she looks good. Better than everyone else at least.

  2. Laura says:

    Fergie looks a bit like Courtney Love on those pictures… I think she is so hot. Clove is hot, too. Maybe I should get some help

  3. KitKat says:

    Err, Fergie isnt wearing her ring.

    And second, has anyone looked at her hands? They look soooo old.

    *shudders*

  4. Chuck says:

    Take a look at Paris Hilton’s man hands and feet compared to Fergie’s when they’re standing next to each other.

  5. Lee says:

    What’s with the belly-to-belly, maybe-we’re-conjoined-twins pose? God, but that looks stupid, especially when one of them is Paris looking bony and awkward in an ill-fitting ’60’s boudoir lampshade.

  6. mila says:

    That dress is sex. However, her knees look like potatoes.

  7. I think fergie looks adorable. And I am not a fergie fan – the best thing she ever did was inspire Alanis Morrissette to cover ‘My Humps’ in probably the most hillarious cover clip ever.

    You tube it – It is madness.

  8. just me says:

    I love Fergie! Love her- love her music and she is adorable.

  9. Fartface McMuffin says:

    I love the whole look. She looks fantastic and very chic.

  10. quirkygirlkitten says:

    every time i look at her i remember the photos of her wetting her pants onstage. ick.

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