Today Is a Happy Day
February 2nd, 2009 by Evil Beet
I thought today would be a sad day, what with the Cardinals losing last night and everything.
But it’s actually a happy day!
There’s a bench warrant out for Joe Francis’s arrest! Oh, happy, happy day!
He failed to show up for a court date for his tax evasion trial. And this is a federal trial and a U.S. judge issued the bench warrant.
This is some serious shit! Why would Joey Boy miss his court date?
PUT HIM IN JAIL FOREVER!!!
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why do you hate him so much?
Um, cuz he’s a slime ball?
He’s such a slumbag. A Hugh Hefner wannabe.
He’s just so fucking punchable.
well he has nice teeth. weird smile though.
He looks like a grinning chimp.
i think he has way too many teeth. it’s creepy.
I agree Jill, either he has more teeth than the average human or his mouth is incredibly wide. I don’t have that many teeth show when I smile. Too weird.
This will probably come off as stupid, but any-fuck that smiles like that (and he does all of the time) is a real fucking user!!!!!!!
When I smile, you see about 6-8 of my teeth and only the top row. From what I could sort of make out, I think you can see about 15-20 of his teeth!
His eyes are creepy too.
His teeth are terrifying :|