When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry

February 1st, 2009 by Soleil


Jesse Metcalfe shot to fame as Gabrielle’s hot gardner/adultery partner on ‘Desperate Housewives’. He spent an inordinate amount of time shirtless looking a bit like this: 

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But now that Jesse has “relaxed’ a bit, he looks like this:

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His once taut pecs have now puckered into the sweetest of man boobs. No one ever warns these guys that once they spend all that time pumping the pecs up, they can’t quit. As soon as you stop pumping iron they sag into mini mammaries. Somehow I doubt this will get half the publicity of the Jessica Simpson “Weight Gate”. I’m not saying he’s fat, by any means. He looks like the average college-aged guy with a daily pizza/beer regimen and no regular workout. Still cute, just not greased up, hard-bodied, slap your ass and pull your hair hot. 

 

A few more angles on the new Jesse…

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Via: Just Jared


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25 Responses to “When Pectoral Muscles Go Awry”

  1. Anna says:

    The pics aren’t working properly :]

  2. Sarah says:

    ahhhh!!!!!!! no!!!!! he used to be such a hottie!!!!!

  3. Gail says:

    That tattoo is hideous.

    • Anon says:

      Haahaha!
      That tattoo will forever make me laugh.
      Dunno if you got this story state-side but he got that tattoo trying to win back a girl he was with (Nadine Coyle from British girl-group Girls Aloud). Its supposed to be her.

      As I’m sure you can guess it got him nowhere lol.
      So i guess that why she’s now stabbing a heart…

      Kills me everytime…

  4. I’d still let him mow my lawn… Bad tatt though.

  5. Jesssica says:

    he is still a babe. i don’t care if he has little boobies. wait, does that make me lesbian?
    i don’t care. he is gorgous.

  6. Brooke says:

    I thought his pecs looked unusually large in the first picture! I’m not partial to particuarly large pecs, so maybe its just me.

  7. HappyGirrrl says:

    “greased up, hard-bodied, slap your ass and pull your hair hot.” Soleil, you crack me up. I think I love you. ;-)

  8. peg leg meg says:

    Peck implants fo sho! They finally relaxed.

  9. Outhere says:

    Most men in some point in their life try to be or get in shape. It seems most women are born with cellulite which it seems nose of which try to get rid of for us men. Most women have those ugly saggy arms an can never get rid of that flab under their navels.

    In the mean time all keep looking at Kelly Ripa until other women start exercising an building a little muscle themselves.

  10. thatLisa says:

    didn’t he go through treatment and stuff? maybe that’s why he gained weight

  11. S says:

    ohh no! with the man boobies and the oh-so-classy naked girl tattoo, he has completely dropped off my list of hottest celebs :( boo

  12. David says:

    I think his “boobs” aren’t very noticeable.
    I’d still bang him.
    Though that tattoo is kind of lame…

  13. Down Unda says:

    He needs to get a manzere or bro to tame those moobs.

  14. maries says:

    he has a beer belly ! horrible!!!!

  15. mireee says:

    man boobs heheheh

  16. donnie says:

    oh .mmy god
    +orn star in the making

  17. arp arp says:

    he’s still effin hot

  18. Beet Groupie says:

    If you want to see shocking weight gain on a *hot* ( not my type but he used to be considered a hottie) guy then check out the latest pics of Val Kilmer on the page six fat celebrity slideshow. I was shocked.

  19. Beet Groupie says:

    …or just google “Val Kilmer Fat”. Then go to images for a bunch of pics. Whoa mama!

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