Now that we’re not getting new pics every day of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, it seems like every last starlet is trying to step up to the lesbian chic plate.

Right now: Mischa Barton, who sucked face with a girlfriend at her 23rd birthday party in Paris, and then was all like:

The anonymous female I was photographed with is actually my close friend Irina. Irina works as a model in Paris and since meeting a few months ago we have been spending a lot of time together. We share a lot of the same interests and I really enjoy her company. I guess you can say she’s become my Paris partner in crime!

So no, I haven’t switched teams. In fact, I have someone else that is keeping me occupied at the moment ; )

OMG, Mischa, nobody cares who you’re dating. Stop making out with chicks to try to get us interested in your love life.

This shit ran in the New York Post.

And you guys think bloggers are mean.

Wow.

Thanks Carol!

90210 publicity whore AnnaLynne McCord gave her sister a big, wet kiss on the lips on the red carpet for the Afro Samurai video game launch at the Geisha House in Hollywood.

Wow, those are just words I never thought I’d be putting together.

I’ll tell you what, though: I wanna play me some Afro Samurai. I don’t know anything about the game, but I love it based on the title alone.

Hugh Hefner sat down with E! the other day to discuss his three new girlfriends and his three old girlfriends and, per usual, it was nothing short of nauseating.

“The best solution to lost love is new love,” Hef tells E! News in an exclusive interview, joined by Karissa and Kristina Shannon and Crystal Harris.

So how did these three ladies come to join his blondetourage?

Hef reached out to the twins while they were being scouted as Playmates for the magazine’s 55th anniversary issue—they moved in about two weeks after he separated from Holly. As for Crystal, he met her at his annual Halloween party, and after a month together, Hef asked her to move into the Mansion.

And as for why he never married Holly?

Hef also thinks Holly would have been marriage material if he hadn’t already been married twice.

“Those are not the happiest times of my life and I just don’t want to screw up another,” says Hef. “[Holly] had a very good chance because I think she would’ve made a very good wife and will make a good wife to Criss [Angel] or whoever she winds up with.”

Wow, does anyone else find Hugh Hefner talking about “new love” kind of disturbing when he’s referring to girls a fraction of his age who have a record of drug abuse and violence and were just spotted buying weed?

Hooray, new love!

Just call it new pussy, Hef. I think I’d actually respect that more than you trying to convince me you’re in love with any of these tween twats.

Yeah, that former backup singer from American Idol who had a killer voice but was always SO ANNOYING with the way she handled compliments? Like, “Who, me????” which was really cute for like the first two episodes and then you just wanted to smack her?

Anyway, she was a season six contestant (she placed third), and is just now coming out with her debut album, which is kind of an eternity in Idol years. The album, Coming Back to You, hit stores February 3, but you can listen to the first single here. It’s a cover of the blues standard “Dust My Broom.”

Is this whole thing going to be a blues album?

Who knows, but Melinda sure does sing ‘em well.

It’s official: they’re doing another Lara Croft film, and they’re doing it without Angelina.

Producers say they won’t be casting an actress for quite awhile, but the blogosphere seems convinced the role will go to mini-Angelina, Megan Fox.

Who else can you guys see in role?

It has to be Megan, right?

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Listen, I don’t claim to really understand what’s going on here, but I have been getting emails from the Speedfit guys all morning begging me to run this clip of a (much thinner) Jessica Simpson recording a workout video.

Says one email, from a guy named Alex:

Finally the Karma is coming back to hunt her because she did not want to approve the SPEEDFIT Workout Video to help Millions of Fat People ! Now, She will get the feeling how is to be FAT

So, yeah. The story’s off to a good start.

And here’s what Defamer has to say about the whole mess:

Shot in 2005, the taping was a reported disaster (MNSBC reported she showed up drunk), and svendaddy Joe Simpson blocked all sales of the tape, resulting in Speedfit owner Alex Astilean suing the Simpsons for $10 million for breach of contract.

An anonymous tipster with a possible axe to grind sent us some of the Speedfit shoot footage. It starts promisingly enough, with Simpson telling us she’s here “to introduce you to the Speedfit system.” Things fly off the rails soon after, however, when system mastermind Astilean poses a brain-collapsing imponderable: “Do you ever see horses doing a marathon?” (Asked, we suspect, to literally confuse the pounds away.)

Then the recorded voice of David Levin—according to this video Simpson’s own business manager—plays over footage of Jessica on a treadmill. In discussing the lawsuit, he says the following:

“Listen. I think you would be justified in calling her a bitch, in calling Joe an asshole…I think Joe will hire the most powerful lawyer and take that contract and shove it so far up your rectum that you’ll never have a Speedfit.”

So … um … thoughts?

Specifically: Do you ever see horses running a marathon?