“I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions … I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.”

Evan Rachel Wood, once again shooting down rumors that she’s doing the nasty with co-star and all-around gross man Mickey Rourke.

Tara Conner, the rehabbed Mess USA, appeared at a function for the Trump Organization yesterday looking VERY beautiful, professional and sober.

It’s nice to see someone in the spotlight walk the walk for once!

Way to set a good example, Tara. You look FAB!

Chad Lowe, who was divorced from Oscar-winner Hilary Swank in 2007, is having a baby with his new girlfriend, producer Kim Painter. She’s due in early summer.

Babies are the new black!

Last year, Lowe said that his relationship with Kim and his gig on 24 helped him get through “a very dark period” after his split from Hilary.

Do you think Hil’s pissed about this?

When is she gonna get preggers?

The Illinois State Legislature has kicked out corrupt Governor Rod Blagojevich. Hooray!

The Illinois Senate unanimously voted to remove Gov. Rod Blagojevich from office on Thursday after an FBI investigation revealed he tried to sell a U.S. Senate seat to the highest bidder.

Blagojevich will be immediately replaced by Lt. Gov. Patrick Quinn, a fellow Democrat. No other Illinois governor has been impeached, let alone convicted in a Senate trial.

Each senator was given five minutes to speak before the 59-0 final vote on Blagojevich’s fate. Republican Sen. Dale Righter of Mattoon called him “a devious, cynical, crass and corrupt politician.”

Yay! I’m glad justice was served, even though his Senate appointee still gets to serve. Booooo for that.

Okay, okay, it’s not Bart Simpson. It’s Nancy Cartwright, who does the voice of Bart Simpson, leaving phone messages as Bart Simpson, trying to get people to attend some wacky Scientology event.

How is this legal????

Nancy Cartwright can’t possibly own the rights to the Bart character for this purpose. Or is there some exception made for religious groups?

He could get a date with any A-lister in Hollywood — but George Clooney doesn’t want ‘em!

The latest chick he’s been seen out and about with is a perennial game-show contestant!

The brunette — who has used three different names on at least four different game shows — was spotted grabbing sushi with Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor.

Kate/Katie/Stephanie has appeared on “The Price is Right” and “Hollywood Squares.” She also reportedly won $350K on “Don’t Forget the Lyrics!”

WOAH!!!

I had no idea there was that kind of money in being a game-show whore!!!!

I gotta get me on some of those shows!

Looking hot while adding absolutely nothing of value to the universe is totally the way to George Clooney’s heart.

Despite what was widely reported this morning based on a National Enquirer story, Patrick Swayze’s rep insists the actor has not stopped treatment for his pancreatic cancer and claims that he is “continuing his treatment.”

I’m so confused by all these conflicting stories about Patrick’s condition, and I hate that the National Enquirer would exploit a man’s battle with cancer like this. Shut up, National Enquirer.