I Wonder If The Folks At Jenny Craig Have Approached Elisha Cuthbert Yet
January 30th, 2009 by Wendie
I think the writers over at Page Six have officially lost their minds. They did a photo gallery titled “50 Fat Celebrities”. So, I took a look, and sandwiched in among the likes of Kirstie Alley and Kathy Bates is Elisha Cuthbert. You know, the hot, blond chick from 24? I mean, did they just hit a point where they couldn’t think of anyone else so they just threw in some random picture? Dudes, how about Raven Fucking Symone? Raven I Love My Curves Symone dodged this bullet and Cuthbert, who admittedly does have some slightly unfortunate knee fat, is one of the top 50 fattest?
I’m feeling kind of depressed today and so did not need to wake up to this. In fairness, I don’t know how old this picture of Elisha in a bikini is, but I have some in the gallery of Elisha over the past few months. If this is the definition of fat, I’m scheduling my gastric bypass, stat. Ah, poetry, and on only two hours of sleep. You’re welcome.
My other issue is that they had dead dudes on the list like Elvis, Marlon Brando and Orson Welles. It is my opinion that, once you kick off, you no longer have the privilege of a “Fat Celeb” title.
Other fatty title-holders include Kelly LeBrock, Rachel Hunter, Danielle Fishel and, yup, Jessica Simpson.
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Fat? No. She looks a little frumpy quite often, but her weight seems normal to me.
This gallery is just so outrageous! What are they trying to do?!?! Elisha is far from fat!!!I’m sure in two months she’ll be just skinny
and this is why people have eating disorders. Sad world we live in.
What the fuck is this all about?! Like, really, are you fucking kidding me? Elisha Cuthbert?? FAT!? What kind of universe do we live in that these fucking overweight, balding, LOSER males can judge the difference between healthy and anorexic?? These douchebags probably whack off to people like Anna Lynn McCord or pre-healthy, emaciated Nicole Ritchie for their fucking jollies.
And yes, I said fucking JOLLIES.
I’ll be honest with you – in as far as MY standards, I am NOT fat. I am not even OVERWEIGHT. I am 5′4″ and I’m roughly 124 pounds, give or take, depending on the time of the month.
It’s THESE kind of people that could potentially push me (or anyone else) to starvation or anorexia, because being that I’m a GIRL, I’ll have these deep-seated issues whether I’m going to be the perfect weight or thirty pounds less than what I am now. Which would be DISGUSTING.
I am SO disgusted and SO over males tromping around like fucking elephants, not to be discriminated against because they have fucking back fat or a beer gut or stretch marks underneath their arms – but if a girl has a curve or two, she’s automatically considered ‘fat’.
Fucking fuck that.
wow. you said f*ck 9 times. I can understand once or twice but when you use it nine times, your in need of a new adjective.
You kind of turn me the HELL on when you rant like that Sarah.
LOL Well, thank you.
I think. :)
HELLO! This is why bitches dont read the Post!
Do people outside of New York think this is a real source of news?
Its not. People by it to read on the shitter. Like mad magazine.
That… doesn’t even make sense.
It’s not the point of whether or not the publication is a “legitimate source” of news, it’s the point that it conveys an ridiculous stance on the ideals of womens’ bodies.
And that fact, in itself, despite that it’s not “real news” is neither here nor there; it’s the point that there are idiots out in the world that perpetuate the notion of ‘thin is not thin enough’.
No its doest make sense TO YOU.
It makes sense to people who have common sense enough to not get worked up over bull shit stories.
ever heard of taking things with a grain of salt?
The globe ran an article about bat boy on the loose looking for freash meat. Being that it wasnt a legit news source, bitches didnt worry about it and went about their day. The globe’s stance is that all bat boys are evil. Are you worried about what that would do to society?
Becasue the post and the globe are on the same level.
No one should give a shit what the posts stance on ANYTHING is.
Thats MY fucking point.
Id like to also point out no person should let any media dictate how they feel about their bodies.
Im right sick and tired of listening to thin and fat conversations and worrying about how everyone “feels” about the size of their asses.
There are far more important things to worry about right now.
Everyone is about to lose a lot more weight since now more than ever considering the threat of job loss. Big ecomonic crisis out there.
Not a Big Mac crisis, a fucking economic crisis.
But you know, lets worry about how a shit rag daily feels about womens bodies and shoes and other ridiculous shit.
And, you miss my point once again.
I could give a rat’s ass less about what magazines say (legit ones or not), my disappointment lies in the people that actually, truly feel the way that these editors feel, because – reality check – there’s a lot.
And as far as allowing the media to dictate how people feel about their own bodies – I agree – no one should have to. And if you have the self-confidence that applies to this particular scenario, great for you, and I commend you on it.
Unfortunately, not all women (or men, maybe, even) have that inherent abundance of self-confidence, which makes it harder when Hollywood or anyone else’s standards conflict with what you feel yourself to be .
I’m not a fat girl, by any far cry.
But when people say that people like Elisha Cuthbert are fat… Kind of makes you question yourself and how other people perceive you. That is, if you’re the type of person that doesn’t have an idealistic view of themselves.
Aannnd…
THAT’S my point.
Not whether Bat-boy or whatever the fuck is real or whether or not the Globe or the Post are trustworthy reporting sources.
And also, after re-reading your response and kind of giggling a bit; if YOU’RE so worried about the economic crisis out there, not how a ’shit rag daily feels about womens bodies and shoes and other ridiculous shit’ –
- I can obviously see that you’re so overly-concerned about this economic crisis yourself, because it really shows by posting on gossip sites.
:D
What the fuck is your problem lady?
Why dont you have a slim fast and calm the fuck down asshole
lol How cute.
Typical idiotic answer that I could only expect from someone like yourself. I’m actually rather thin (maybe not in consideration to your standards, but to my own and to the people that matter, haha).
If you want to call anyone an asshole, you shouldn’t look too further beyond yourself, because judging by your last moronic post, you obviously negated any valid points about people being assholes who, in fact, consider others to be ‘fat’, ‘overweight’, or whatever else.
Go back to your twelve-year old mentality, and while you’re there, check out some spelling and grammar handbooks, too.
Your body issues are not our problem.
Youre the only one in here ranting how this shit makes you feel.
Not all of us are hung up on this shit.
English is not my first language freak, its my sixth.
and your blog is fucking lame.
Sore loser much? LOL have a nice day stressing out about your ass!
LOL
You are just so cute. lol
I don’t think I’ve had such a good laugh in awhile. Actually, all of my co-workers are finding this quite funny, as well. :)
I’m going to go get back to work and worry about the economy, (I’m a securities financial adviser – in layman’s terms – a stockbroker and economic analyst) and not rat around on this little page with what’s either a fourteen year-old or a poorly educated adult.
And yes, it doesn’t surprise me that English is your sixth language.
All the other languages that you’re more fluent in are not languages, but speech impediments.
Have a lovely day.
Just sitting her sufing AFTER work and stumbled uppon this site for the first time. I’m having a giggle at the cat fight. But when I read that you are a
“(I’m a securities financial adviser – in layman’s terms – a stockbroker and economic analyst)” AND you were doing this from your work computer. Makes me concerned (as to not personally myself) that your job seems to be extremely important. As I’m sure if your boss knew you were involving your work hours, fighting with someone accross the country you don’t even know with other co-workers involved. (I would like to point out here, this is all about a celebrity’s weight) I don’t think he/she would appreciate it very much. You should have more pressing things that need your attention and your opinions through your job that could bennifit your work perfrmance. Considering your title “ECONOMIC ANALYST” the economic is a mess, shouldn’t you be analyzing it? it instead of this high school crap. In your post you mentioned, I quote…
“…and not rat around on this little page with what’s either a fourteen year-old or a poorly educated adult. ” spending so much time about this issue with a fourteen year old or a poorly educated adult shows that big words do not make you smarter.
You may be a big girl with a big title who can spell and use grammer and has maybe book smarts. Kind of droped the ball when you come on here and raise such a fuss about nothing when you should be working.
Spelling and grammer anyone can learn and use in the right situations. Gossip site? I don’t think is a prequisite.
So to try and emmotionally attack some ones grammer and spelling after getting not getting the reaction you wanted as a last effort to piss someone off, Is a classic sign of poor tase, and no street smarts. It screams immaturity,and no class. To put this crap over your corporate position?????? AT WORK
I just fell into this site and thought I would make a comment myself. I am NOT using work time, I don’t care about my spelling or grammer, (though I’m expecting for your reply of how many spelling errors I have in my post) this is not a resume for you to approve. I also know that when you get this post you’re heart will beat faster and your hands willl get sweaty and it will bother you that someone pointed out the truth and you are going to write back some fancy response, using words you found in a thesourus to try and prove your “smartness, and intellegence, and end up calling me a classless name at the end. I do look forward to your reply. Always remember that intellegent people with BOOK smarts and STREET smarts will always be able to look through you.
GOD SPEED in your future
Wow…so not fat. Really, the Post is truly irrelevant, so I would take anything they write with a grain of salt. Still, what editor thinks that it’s a good idea to make a list of fat people? What is wrong with them? They need a slap of reality.
If Elisha Cuthbert is fat, I would like to take this opportunity to say “Bring on the cheeseburgers and malted milkshakes.”
Here I’ve been, thinking she’s got an ideal body — apparently, I’m doing this all wrong.
There is a double standard for white and black girls. White girls are expected to have model figures and black girls are allowed to be FAT! The media is destroying J. Simpson over her being “fat”… all the while Jennifer Hudson, Queen Latifa, and Beyonce are called “curvy” and beautiful. I’m sick of this shit. Stand Simpson up next to Beyone and I bet she looks like a stick figure.
fuck me…
It entertains me, in this case, is that the judgment of visual appeal is the responsibility of the invisible people working for the virtually anonymous industry of print media. What entertains me more is the fact that we allow it to have merit.
Reader’s Digest Version: Average people create beauty standards. We let them.
I don’t consider any of those women “fat,” let alone Elisha Cuthbert. I think a woman with curves is sexy and no, I’m not what you would consider fat by any means either (5′8″, roughly 135 to 140lbs when I’m not 9 months pregnant, which I am right now). I guess my idea of beautiful strongly differs from what the mainstream media thinks is beautiful, but that’s no surprise.
Meh. Fat is the new black. Change we can believe in.
LOLOL Funniest thing of the day.
Btw, harharhar @ Clay Aiken being on there. That list is great!
No wonder I hate myself when I look in the mirror.
Fat cunt
Has anyone seen her in the girl next door?? I mean really now she looks unbelievable
Really? if they are fat im just going to go shoot myself bc OMG there is no chance in hell for me!
Clay Aiken is on here too!?!?
Q: What would you call setting douchebag NY Post “writers” on fire? A: an excellent start! ;&
Chastity Bono looks disgusting. And the one that bugs me the most is Kathleen Turner. She was so beautiful, and I know that people age and gain weight, it just seems she aged a lot and gained a lot of weight all at once. I agree, that dead people should not be on the list, neither should a cat. I think Queen Latifah looks good the way she is.
The fact that people actually sit around making lists of “fat” celebrities is really disturbing.
uh is this a fucking joke?
I’m not even into women and Elisha Cuthbert is one smoking hot bitch. Seriously, sex appeal comes off that woman in waves. I don’t know how they can even imagine she’s overweight.
im sorry but america is one of the fattest nations in the entire world…have the readers at page 6 lost their eyesight?
was it backwards day? an early april fools?
this is why so mnay young teenagers have eating disorders, its actually disgusting, i hope there were loads of complaints wirtten about the article
Oh my god…she’s short but she’s not f***ing fat. I am sure that the people who MADE that list are, though.