Looking Good!
January 29th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Tara Conner, the rehabbed Mess USA, appeared at a function for the Trump Organization yesterday looking VERY beautiful, professional and sober.
It’s nice to see someone in the spotlight walk the walk for once!
Way to set a good example, Tara. You look FAB!
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Is she trying out for the remake of Golden Girls or something?
Way too frumpy.
That outfit makes Murder She Wrote’s Jessica Fletcher look like a slut.
Very beautiful??
Anyone can look very beautiful with 5 pounds of makeup on. Geez.
Haha – I agree!
that is a lot! and that outfit makes her look like a stepford wife.
I thought it was some parallel-universe version of Ali Larter…
Now, I love my makeup as much as the next girl, but seeing that much of it on someone makes my face scream. Seriously, my pores are emitting shrieks of terror and gasping for air as I type. Otherwise she just seems kind of bland…
She does have killer brown eyes though, I’ll give her that. And if she really has sobered up, congrats to her: )
agreed. goddamn that’s a lot of make-up. just way too much.
Totally agree…
Oh! I thought that was her wax figure!!!
DEFINITELY should’ve toned down the makeup. It cheapens the outfit and makes the whole thing look like a costume.
Did she put her makeup on with putty knife?
ha ha yeah you look goooooood man
sure do.
You look so purdy! Just like a hooker going to a sunday morning baptism in her dead granmaws old suit cause your sister inlaw wont let you wear your shauna sands lucite shoes.
Tacky slut
She really does look like Ali Larter…
Namely, too much eye brightener and too much blush.
They stole her juice!
beet, love your writing
HATE you fashion sense :P
Nanna outfit
Waaaaaaay too much make up
Isn’t she a bit young to have had so much plastic surgery? Her skin looks way too taut, stretched nearly to its ripping point, particularly at the cheeks and chin.
Beautiful girl, mind you, but not a natural beauty, clearly.
Obviously this is some sort of ploy to clean up her tarnished image. She still looks like shit, and the fact that shes trying to win points wearing this frock is way too easy to mock.
love tara’s chanel suit and shoes, she looks great. Love the gohh!