I Want To Meet The Republican Fetishist That Paid 2K For Sarah Palin’s Faux Alligator Cast-Offs
January 29th, 2009 by Wendie
Sarah Palin’s niece auctioned a pair of shoes that Auntie wore while on the campaign trail; they sold for $2025 on Ebay. Who knew the provenance of Sarah Palin’s GOP foot sweat was so desirable? Palin has repeatedly stated that she felt she was under constant attack during the days leading up to the direction. If you’d like the sanitized version (and who wouldn’t?), you can buy the same Naughty Monkey shoes here new for ninety bucks.
As a related tip during these tough economic times, I do a bit of selling on Ebay and have learned that used shoes and socks have a very dedicated following. If you think I’m kidding, search “well worn socks” and “well worn shoes” in Ebay’s completed listings; seventy-eight pictures of ped porn per listing plus vaguely written descriptions equals big bucks.
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Years ago, I was in a shopping mall and a guy came up to me and asked to buy my shoes. I was quite naive at the time and asked him why. He said for his girlfriend. I asked him why his girlfriend would want used shoes. I then said I couldn’t sell him my shoes as I kind of needed them. He told me he would buy me a new pair. It got a little more ridiculous but for whatever reason, I followed him to Aldo. I took off my shoe and tried on another shoe, to which he took my shoe and smelled it. I was horrified and embarrassed. I finally grabbed my shoe and said, “this is too weird” and left.
Considering I have a closet full of shoes and need to do a purge, this might be a way to make a little extra $$$. Thanks Wendie.
thats freaky! You bet cha!
omg that is sick and weird. what a creep.
The fetishist shoe buyer was very recently known as Mr. Vice President. But nowadays people just call him Dick, Dick Cheney that is.
Vice President of vice.
Grody!
korean scientists bought the shoe to get DNA. They will clone sara palin and use her doppleganger to harvest organs for the needy.
Yup. Thats all true!
BTW…are you sure you want to meet the person who bought these? Cuz I’m picturing a silence of the lambs freak wearing these around in his basement, naked, with his wee-wee between his legs.
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fucking cute shoes though.
i want those shoes!
what?! those are some of the ugliest fucking shoes i’ve ever seen. They look like something the slutty girl in eighth grade would wear, along with red acrylics and an exposed thong.
lol at exposed thong.
I disagree. I love the red crackle and the gold hints and the peep toe. I prefer a higher heel, that’s my only complaint.
I agree! I absolutely love those shoes!
im sorry, but wasnt all of this supposed to go to charity?!?
hm what a suprise.
How do you know that it didn’t
I want to know the back story. Did Auntie give those to her neice with the knowledge that she would sell them and make some money? How weird.
I’m gonna paint my toenails red and sell off some of my old flip flops for $20. Thanks for the tip.
theres a entire 20+ page thread on this on Purseblog.com/forum, in the ebay section.
http://forum.purseblog.com/ebay-forum/what-is-she-really-selling-357139.html
not gonna lie
i despise sarah palin
but after i saw her wear those shoes, i looked up the line and fell in love with naughty monkey
i have four pairs in my closet….