Will Megan Fox Be the New Lara Croft?

January 28th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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It’s official: they’re doing another Lara Croft film, and they’re doing it without Angelina.

Producers say they won’t be casting an actress for quite awhile, but the blogosphere seems convinced the role will go to mini-Angelina, Megan Fox.

Who else can you guys see in role?

It has to be Megan, right?


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40 Responses to “Will Megan Fox Be the New Lara Croft?”

  1. Beet Groupie says:

    I agree. She looks the part.

  2. Diana says:

    i can see the physical resemblance to angelina. it’s just such a shame that we all love to hate megan fox, i know i do.

  3. Darth Paul says:

    F *that*. They need to bring the gorgeous Rhona Mitra back onto the scene instead of that talentless, orange skank.

  4. Abbi says:

    Maybe they’ll find someone new.

  5. V says:

    Noooope, Megan Fox isn’t involved with it at all.
    Thank goodness; she’d be awful at it in so many ways…

  6. lolly says:

    this one chick who was on road rules. angela trimbur. she’s a nobody, but she is the spitting image of lara croft.

  7. Lesley says:

    Rhona Mitra I agree totally, she would be perfect!

  8. Erik says:

    I want Angelina =(

  9. AL says:

    A big UGH to Megan Fox. Cannot stand her. Would definitely not see it if she was involved.

  10. Sarah says:

    If Megan Fox is in it I won’t be seeing it, I’m another Rhona Mitra fan.

  11. Lily says:

    Not Megan Fox…Eve Mendes is so much hotter than her right now!

  12. yoyoma says:

    I say they choose MOI.
    Yah know, I could totally be Angie’s twin, instead of stupid orange Megan Fox.
    I mean come on, Megan doesn’t even come close to Angie.

  13. Rob says:

    Mila Kunis could do it too!

  14. DanTheMan says:

    The first person who came to mind was Rhona Mitra for me too. She took over for Kate Beckinsale in the Underworld series (I know, a different character) so why not Tomb Raider as well?.

    Any way, I’d watch anything with her in it. My shower, for example.

  15. Tracy says:

    They probably would cast her for the steam factor but *gag* I can’t stand the girl.

  16. Kiki says:

    Rosario Dawson would make a super hot Lara Croft. Remember her in Sin City?

  17. Junior says:

    I do not think there is anyone out there who can play the part like Angelina did.
    She has an edge that can only be gained from sleeping with Billy Bob Thorton, and making out with your own brother.

    But if i had a pick it would be Rhona Mitra, she already has the accent.

    Megan Fox is too Playboy for Tomb Raider.

    • V says:

      I wouldn’t mind Rhona Mitra… she’d need to gain some muscle mass though.

      That’s the problem with all these girls… sure they’re thin, but Lara Croft needs to be able to carry a gun or two….which is hard when your arms are toothpicks!

  18. Lauren says:

    Why are they making ANOTHER Lara croft movie?? They already did two and both sucked.

  19. just me says:

    Only Angie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. Anonymous says:

    they should bring angie back.
    only its not tomb raider,
    its crib raider.
    she goes around collecting babies from all over the world.

  21. peace&&green says:

    they should bring angie back.
    only its not tomb raider, its crib raider.
    lara croft goes around the world collecting babies of every race.

  22. brit says:

    olivia wylde or whatever her name is from house

  23. ThatLisa says:

    I didn’t know who Rhona Mitra was, so google-imaged her, and hot damn.

    if she can act, she definitely has my vote

  24. Jingles says:

    … Hey if they get rid of Jolie, it might make the movies watchable!

    Personally, I think the best Lara Croft would be Isla Fisher. Sure, she looks sweet in what she’s done so far, but give her that braid and some tight lycra and guns and OMFG I’M THERE. Sides, she needs to break out of her typecast role while she can.

  25. Jedd says:

    I can’t say this enough-no to Megan Fox as Lara. Lord knows how many of us have had Megan Fox fantasies, but she’s as removed from the adventurous and aristocratic Tomb Raider as is humanly possible. I would dread hearing her do an English accent. Megan Fox is definitely too much of an early-twenties-Maxim-pinup to play Lara Croft. My vote goes to, as mentioned so many times, Rhona Mitra. She’s very beautiful, is naturally British and has of course portrayed Lara as an official model.

  26. Anonymous says:

    I know she had to build muscles for the movie but she has really manly,madonna-esque arms here. Shudder

  27. ginny says:

    lies lies, angelina wouldn’t let that happen over her dead body!

  28. Cat says:

    That is absolutely terrible. I would not see that movie if my life depended on it. That movie will be NOTHING without Angelina’s badass attitude.

  29. Joe Blow says:

    There are only a handful of young actresses that can open a movie. Megan would be really good, but she isn’t doing it.

  30. Joe Blow says:

    Rhona Mitra is a nice suggestion. 1. She is too old, you want to skew a young demo (male and female – tween to 25) with Tomb Raider/Lara Croft.
    2. Rhona Mitra can’t open a movie, you think Warners is dropp’in $80 million and is going to count on her? C’mon…start thinking Ann Hathaway!!!

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