If Ever There Was A Time That Birth Control Needs To Have A 100% Efficacy Rate, This Would Be It
January 27th, 2009 by Wendie
Yes, Mickey Rourke is fucking his movie daughter, Evan Rachel Wood. The two met on the set of The Wrestler and obviously hit it off. Naked. Sweet Jesus, Wood is obviously into really weird and unattractive men. Homely dudes are the best in bed; it’s an overcompensation thing. Unfortunately, since I got LASIK, taking out my contacts to get through ugly sex is no longer an option.
Despite all the denials, on the night of the SAG Awards they were making out at after-parties and went up to his room at the Four Seasons. I guess that isn’t solid proof of sex; maybe they were up there being just friends and eating overpriced cashews. Who am I kidding? They are so having sex. This picture says it all, doesn’t it?
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Yes Mickey Rourke was definitely hot in 9 1/2 Weeks. But today, not so much. Definitely would have to close my eyes and imagine it was still the 80s.
I don’t think they are doing each other….
Mickey seems like a really nice person…who unfortunately met the doom of plastic surgery… he was really good looking back in the day.
Maybe if he got a better stylist and hairdresser he may be able to look decent again. That whole shirt open, greased hair just makes him a billion times creepier.
this chick has some very serious daddy issues