Huge Hefner’s Girlfriends Clearly Have Glaucoma
January 27th, 2009 by Evil Beet
The photo agency swears that this pic of Kristina and Karissa Shannon, Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriends, was taken outside of a medical cannabis store in LA.
I’m sure they have a very serious illness and we should all feel sorry for them. I hope they survive.
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Twins should not dress identical after the age of 12!
(Unless it’s bikinis or lingerie!)
AND TWINS! ;-)
if they are that hot they should. hell they should. I love those two. I’m younger and hotter than Heff…..girls?
agreed. they look dumber than usual.
and I think they are gross. the old girls were way hotter. they just look like orange trailer park trash IMO.
I’m still kind of shocked that hef has girlfriends that have no boobies. interesting.
oh and if my sister and I had ever even kissed the same guy, I would have died. sooooo yucky.
boobies? don’t worry – they’ll get them.
get the +2’s already!!! something to take my attention of their faces.
It’s definitely tacky for those two to dress identically if they aren’t doing some sort of promo for Playboy or at a party or something. Ug.
Uhhh, perhaps doing a little errand running for creaky old Hef? Looks more like they were on a boat.
Of course they have glaucoma, how else can you explain that hideous shade of orange??? I can’t believe there’s people who think that looks good.
You don’t see any shade of orange in the dark!
I meant they could never know how orange they looked.
No, no, no. I agree with Down Unda completely. Excluding the bedroom and pool parties, twins should NOT dress identically. down to the brand and wash of their jeans. Unacceptable.
i hope they survive………..haha beet you are hilarious!
i must be ancient. i don’t get it. plse enlighten me.
They look really tacky!
can you get prescription pot for herpes?
hahah, those girls would def know
I want Kendra back… and Bridget. And Holly. No, not Holly. But Kendra and Bridget for fucks sake!
really? Kendra? Does the IQ scale have negative numbers, because that would be Kendra. Holly.. Just a controlling bitch. Actually, girl #3 was the perfect woman. She was hot and when she wasn’t moaning in bed, she kept her mouth shut enough to blend into the background
I would rather have glaucoma than fuck Hef. Let them have the pot and I too hope they survive.
What’s wrong with weed? Don’t be such a square.
Interesting picture… since when are Gunnar and Matthew Nelson still relevant?
LOL!!
i agree with ‘mamie’ — i definitely don’t see what’s going on here .. where’s the joint, or the pipe??? i don’t get it .. enlighten me, thanks!
Do they EVER dress differently? I just don’t understand the need to dress exactly alike.
They need the weed to deal with having to sleep in the same room as Hef.
I imagine if hef was trying to put his wrinkled up pickle in your ass hole all the time you would be hitting the bong pretty hard too.
There isnt one fucking thing wrong with smoking pot. Get a fucking grip.
Except that it’s, you know, illegal.
Big fucking deal, kid.
Boose was outlawed for a long time too.
Spot on EWWW! “Wrinled pickle up the ass”
Yes…I’d need something way stronger than a doobie. You know Hef is into some freaky shit. He probably asks them to poop on his face or something.
@EWWW:
uh…what is boose?
n. 1. A stall or a crib for an ox, cow, or other animal.
v. i. 1. To drink excessively. See Booze.
Webster’s Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.
Depending on where you are in the world, spelling variates.
Booze? You like Booze better? we can say Booze, road soda, sad juice, liquid courage, breakfast…. call it whatever the hell you want.
Make up your own words for it. Have fun
Well, just on a side note…grammatically it’s still wrong, even though the word is related. It’s *to* “boose”. “Booze”, however, has both the noun and the verb. That’s in the dictionary you used.
Just saying.
ha kelko
What do you expect cutie:) Im STONED! LMAO!
I’d have to dabble in medicinal meth to find these two even the least bit compelling.
“Huge” Hefner??? LOL
were you in a hurry, Beet?
Dang she must be high too!
LOL. Yes, yes I was.
Simply Hilarious!!!!!!!!
You are all cracking me up right now!
having eyesight issues would be a blessing if you were faced with the possibility of seeing that old geezer naked. Instead of some pot for the “glaucoma”, they should be buying pointy sticks to poke their own eyes out with.
I thought Hef was the one with glaucoma. I mean, look at Kendra. Ick.
Hey, hey, the pot will be good for them. After all the washes in the jeans, the bleach on their heads, gods only KNOW what chemicals on their skin (at least these ones don’t have plastic in their chests), they need something natural like weed.
Besides, it might get them to eat some, and stop looking like twigs. Might help with the lack of tits, too.