Someone Needs To Let Katie Holmes Know That “SAG” Is A Noun Not A Verb When Awards Are Involved

January 26th, 2009 by Wendie


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Last night, Katie Holmes had the honor of presenting the SAG Award for Male Actor in a Leading Role to Sean Penn.

SAG Award dresses need to be discussed in detail.  But for the moment, I need someone to set me straight on why beautiful Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons.  Oh, right, because she’s married to Tom Cruise.  That vampire role was the best he was ever cast; he sucks the beauty and life out of everyone he marries.  Don’t believe me?  Pictures in gallery are of women in the early days of dating Tom Cruise and what they look like after their sham marriages ended.  Scientology Tom Cruise kills, people.


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19 Responses to “Someone Needs To Let Katie Holmes Know That “SAG” Is A Noun Not A Verb When Awards Are Involved”

  1. musicstudent says:

    i was never a katie holmes fan, but seeing her last night was so sad. i remembered why i found her attractive years ago, she had twinkle of hope and joy in her eye and her face was really pretty.

    to see what she allowed herself to get pulled in to is just so sad. no make-up, disheveled. i wonder if it’s true what i heard (which i’m sure it is) that tom cruise went down a list of actresses who refused his marriage advances. too bad katie fell for it

  2. Erin says:

    I thought she looked classy and pretty. Guess my standards are low living in this small Texas town.

  3. Lindsay says:

    I think she looks better than she used to. always a beautiful woman though.

  4. Lynn says:

    Can we get a mole situation update, Wendie? (See boob signing entry :D) A lot of us were kinda concerned for beet’s weird looking mole that could be skin cancer and encouraged her to have it checked out. Thanks.

  5. juni says:

    What’s up with the aspect ratio on some of these pics, can’t you resize them properly?
    I know these people are slim, but this is ridiculous.

    I think Katie Holmes looks pretty though. Only the dress is an unfortunate choice.

    • Evil Beet says:

      Sorry, fixed! The new version of WordPress can sometimes have a mind of its own with these things. We’re still adjusting.

  6. musicstudent says:

    i thought SAG was referring to her lack of wearing a bra

    • GetYourAdverbsHere says:

      Ho ho ho!

      Oh, wait…

      “Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons.”

  7. Mamie says:

    look at the crazy, insane way she is gripping the statuette, and the almost ready for hysterics smile. the thought bubble over her should read “what if i lost control and bashed tom’s head in with this”.
    wow. go for it, katie!

  8. EWWW says:

    Mimi Rogers was never good looking IMO.
    She is just so blah. Hate that 80’s perm.

  9. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Seems like Nicole looked better then, really.

    These days she’s all shiny and pulled and, well, she has those odd dents around her hairline a la Mickey Rourke.

  10. BEEBEEC says:

    Mimi deserves to look fuggy..
    I joined the Church of Scientology while married to my first wife, actress Mimi Rogers, from 1987-1990.

    I suddenly divorced my second wife, Nicole Kidman, in February of 2001. This had nothing to do with that California law. (If it could be proved that she and I were together for 10 years or more, we’d have to divide the assets of our marriage equally.) We had decided to split, it was just a coincidence. When she told the press it was a shock that I filed for divorce, it was a mistake–she just forgot the date.

    It also had nothing to do with all those interviews where Nic said she wasn’t a Scientologist. Absolutely nothing.
    quoted from;
    http://www.scientology-kills.org/personal_pgs/crusie/cruise_page.htm

  11. Princess says:

    Tom Curis sucks!!!! He made he dress like this im sure. I really miss the old cute Katie! I havent been a fan of her since she started dating that weirdo!!

  12. JudyP says:

    Beet that is so Funny!

  13. 00zoey says:

    Poor Katie, she’s too young to look so matronly. Love that Sean Penn got best actor.

  14. Tracy says:

    Awww, I remember when Katie was that gorgeous. I miss her being normal.

  15. lola says:

    she’s cute now she’s a beautiful woman and classier than the few cowards here hating.

  16. Drica says:

    I think she sold her soul to tom cruise. Very rich, A-list, a stepladder to serious fame.
    Which small key actress doesn’t dream with this opportunity?
    She got what she wanted but she lost her happiness.
    I think is sad to see how a kid is been used to keep fading dad on the media,
    To me, tom is a sick man who got lost on a character he created for himself.
    I would not be surprised if one day he says:
    I don’t have a clue who am i!

  17. DarkEmpress says:

    Katie would have looked good if she had worn some cutlets. or at least taped her boobs up.

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