See What You’re Missing, Paris???
January 26th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Benji Madden made it his mission to look like as hardcore a douchebag as he possibly could at the Nylon Mexico magazine launch in Mexico City this weekend.
Seriously?
This is what you’re getting invited to these days, Benji? Boutique magazine parties south of the border?
It’s all good, though — it was clearly an A-list event, as my favorite jailbait meth-head, Cory Kennedy, was there to snuggle up with him. Honestly, Cory’s losing a little of her charm for me. She used to be my Favorite. Z-Lister. Evah. But she’s technically eighteen now, and sometimes she looks a little bit sober, and it’s just not the same as the half-dead sixteen-year-old bag of bones who used to run around Brooklyn with her shirt off and her eye makeup smeared entirely across her gray, lifeless face. Ah, youth is wasted on the young.
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When did Benji lose so much weight? He used to be pudgy. Maybe I haven’t noticed because he lurves the scarves.
Cory Kennedy doesn’t look nearly as anorexic as she used to.
I can’t believe Cory Kennedy is still around. Does anyone ever notice that all of the Cobrasnake’s “special” girls all look like Cory? But she was the best of them all. He seems to go through at least 2 or 3 a month. These 16 year olds probably find him too immature. I should be easier on the guy ’cause he is a pretty good photographer.
i wondered when cory would be mentioned on this blog.
i love this aging soft guy try to look like a tough punk. joe strummer would expose and ruin this fool. i showed these pictures to my friends tonight and we all laughed at his aging fake ass. the guys in michael jackson’s BAD video would scare this guy
What the FUCK is he wearing??
Who’s the old guy in the blue plaid shirt and goofy leather jacket?
Agreed. Cory was much more entertaining during her Vincent Gallo “daddy” days. Glorious mess! It was like someone had liberated one of bears from the Country Bear Jamboree and gave it a shave and a coke spree.