Amy Winehouse Is Looking the Best She Has in Years

January 26th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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You guys think I’m kidding, but I am not.

This is probably the least insane I have seen Amy Winehouse look in years.

It’s one of the latest pictures of Amy coming from her extended vacation in St. Lucia (you can tell because she’s wearing the tourist trap T-shirt), where she’s supposedly falling in love with a local tennis instructor.

Whatever he’s doing in or out of the bedroom, it’s working. She still doesn’t look like a completely healthy human being, and she could stand to gain about 30 pounds, but her face has definitely lost its “I’m a crazy crackhead” vibe. Her skin is starting to lose the gray, and her eyes look alive again. Oh, man, I hope this is a turning point for Amy, because she didn’t have much further downhill to go.


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36 Responses to “Amy Winehouse Is Looking the Best She Has in Years”

  1. EWWW says:

    She simply smells wonderful!

  2. Wendie says:

    I always wonder what happens to my clothes that I donate to Goodwill. Now I know.

    • GetYourAdverbsHere says:

      Those pants remind me of the hot metal dudes my brother used to bring home back when he was in high school and I was like eight and banging my head to Ratt. Well, trying.

  3. Beet Groupie says:

    She’s like the female Keith Richards of our generation.

  4. PoliteTia says:

    Although she is thin, she does not need to wear a belly shirt or bikini. Her body is gross!

  5. Brynja says:

    I don’t think she has to gain any weight.. She looks healthy enough weight-wise. However her body’s sort of oddly propertioned but yes, I agree – ever since that vacation she’s been looking better and better!
    I think she is the biggest talent right now, she’s got a Billie Holiday sort of feel, her voice is amazing. She needs to bless us with her voice in the next many, many years to come. Get well Amy!

  6. Lara says:

    is that actual fat on her bones?
    i thought this whole St. Lucia thing was going to be over, but I’m so glad it isn’t. She looks so much better than she usually does, and I like her hair short!

  7. Sometimes says:

    She certainly looks better than the Amy Winehouse that was punching people on the streets last year. Good luck Amy! I love your music. Make sure to get better quick!

  8. Chuck says:

    Sorry, that’s a mighty ugly woman.

  9. Grace says:

    I am still rooting for her.

  10. Down Unda says:

    Sadly, as a rule, I don’t think the adjective “good” could ever apply to anybody in tobacco-stained acid washed jeans after 1989! She does look seriously better, but somebody needs to take up a collection for her to attend a “makeup for women older than 13″ class and a visit to Dr. Dorfman’s office!

  11. ebomber says:

    She looks EXACTLY like Jason Biggs if he put on some eyeliner.

  12. Oxymoron says:

    Ew. And she definitely does not need to gain weight.

  13. Abbi says:

    Omg i think she looks great. For a change.

  14. sami83 says:

    I agree….. I hope the BEST for her. To many times we try and see the bad in people instead of the good! Go AMY!!!! Get Better Soon!

  15. just visiting says:

    I was thinking she looks like Freddie Mercury myself.

  16. Lee says:

    Does…does she EVER cover her torso? Ever??

  17. just me says:

    I love her and she looks GREAT!! Keep it up Amy!!!!!!!!!

  18. Seb says:

    Very talented… but not hot. Hope she turns it around!

  19. mcbiscuit says:

    She has a beautiful, soulful voice and Mark Ronson for a BFF – two ingredients for a great album. I really hope she can get it together to record something this year, as scheduled. And yes, she’s tote uckenfugly (even before being a crackwhore), but so are a lot of singers. The music makes up for it.

  20. Sophie says:

    Beet, I don’t understand how you can look at that old pic of Mischa Barton in the white dress and say she needs to lose weight, then look at Amy Winehouse in that beach pic and say she could do with gaining 30 pounds. A lot of weight contradictions go on here.

  21. ROBERT COTTON says:

    Amy Looks BEAUTIFUL All of you nasty Bit?hes with your critical comments only wish your dog face looked half as good, YOU GO AMY SRE? the whole island LOL we do love you

  22. Lorelei says:

    Did any one else look at that pic and think of Rocky Horror?

    • pinkangel8167 says:

      Totally! And the Jason Biggs comment was pretty dead on too. Lol!
      Although I must agree this IS the best she has looked in a long, long time. And I hope that Amy continues to get better. But…. acid washed jeans…. seriously??

  23. lolly says:

    where did she find pants like that after 1988?

  24. Sean says:

    I still wouldn’t fuck her….seriously…she is one ugly bitch. I’d do some hard drugs if I was as butt ugly as she is!

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