Can We Inaugurate Ashanti’s Breasts, Please?

January 21st, 2009 by Evil Beet


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On Tuesday, America threw conservative politics out the window.

Ashanti followed suit by throwing conservative dresses out the window, too. This is what she wore for the Hip Hop Summit Inaugural Ball in DC.

She looks sexy as hell from the front, but this isn’t really the kind of dress that you pose for a side shot while wearing, honey.

And, yeah, dude, that’s Bow Wow she’s posing with in the first shot.


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26 Responses to “Can We Inaugurate Ashanti’s Breasts, Please?”

  1. Roger Gingers says:

    Damn those side shots. Even the hottest bods are humbled by one.

  2. Shan says:

    Isn’t there tape out there so boobies don’t sag in that type of dress.

    • cb says:

      There’s a tape that keeps your dress COVERING your boobs, but only bras lift the boobies up. I don’t think hers are sagging, though.

  3. musicstudent says:

    it would take alot of tape to stop that sag, and do they make tape for side rolls? it happens but don’t show it off

  4. EWWW says:

    Why do i feel like having pan cakes for dinner now?

  5. Keiko says:

    Her boobs aren’t *that* saggy. Geez.

    Seriously, you guys. That’s why we have so many women running around getting breast implants under their chins and thinking it looks good. There is supposed to be a crease there, people.

  6. Sheila says:

    She looks even sexier from the side. Her breasts look more real from that angle. She isn’t fat and doesn’t look bad in any way. Honey.

  7. adair says:

    Is Bow Wow trying to look like T.I.?

  8. coolgal says:

    hate the dress and hate the way she looked on that night!

  9. EWWW says:

    I dont think her tit-letts are “saggy” a much as they are “foldy”

  10. 00zoey says:

    Good one :)

  11. katie says:

    I thought bow wow was TI. And I think her boobs like fine, natural.if some of the guys in the negative posts actually has breasts or experience with real ones they’d know that’s how they’re supposed to look.

    • Tom Cruise says:

      Now thats not even close to being true at all.
      Do you think we cant just google the words, “naked natural boobies” and not find photos of natural breasts that do not have deep folds and creases along the sides of our chest?

      You really think people havent seen proper titts before?
      You are so stupid. Scientology hates you.

      • Tom Cruise says:

        Oh shit thats a strap to her dress.
        Scientology wants to know if you are a gay? We can help cover that up if you like.
        Cheerio!

  12. quirkygirlkitten says:

    her boobs are fine. but the fact that she has no neck is disturbing.

  13. Linda V says:

    word on the street …she’s prego… her arms and face are fuller..

  14. Sheila says:

    You all are just hating she still looks beautiful .!!! i knw you wish you were her lol

  15. CloudedTear_816 says:

    I think she looks beautiful and so what if ppl think it’s a bad shot from the side? That’s why ppl look at their photos and say maybe I should or shouldn’t do this. Calling her out like this is mean and childish. Her breats look natural just like mine and every other woman’s. That’s part of what makes her so sexy!

  16. lover girl88 says:

    her breast are really tiny mines are really big hers are like peanut compared to mine

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