Not Too Shabby!

January 20th, 2009 by Evil Beet


All the crack-cocaine in the world can’t change the fact that Amy Winehouse is phenomenally talented. Here’s some amateur video of her — still on vacay in St. Lucia — singing “Puppy Love” to the new dude she’s sleeping with, a tennis instructor at the St. Lucia hotel where she was staying before she moved to a private villa.

Word on the street is that Amy has become quite the Sugar Mama in St. Lucia — spending thousands of dollars nightly buying food and drinks for a ton of hangers-on, and getting ridiculously wasted herself.

Poor girl. This incredible talent and success has been the worst thing to ever happen to her. It has allowed her to enable this addiction for far longer than the average crackhead. I really pray she can turn it around before she’s dead.


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15 Responses to “Not Too Shabby!”

  1. Grace says:

    Amen to that, Beet.

  2. lolly says:

    what a voice.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Enabled her addiction for far longer than the average crackhead? Didnt know there was a certain time standard on those types of things.

  4. ginger says:

    She has such a unique and amazing voice. Her song Love is a Losing Game is one of my favorite songs, she doesn’t realize how talented she is. I just wish she would get help for her problems. You don’t do crack and heroin and then just jump off them without needing detox and a lengthy treatment program.

  5. Heatherlyisaverb says:

    It kinda reminds me of the Billie Holiday story.

  6. Judy says:

    I think she sucks. I don’t think that it very good at all.

  7. Tako says:

    What a shame… She’s got an amazing voice.. But she’s totally fucked up and probably doesn’t even know what a great gift she’s got..

  8. lackadaisically me says:

    that broke my heart seeing that. AMY!!! get urself together please

  9. Grace says:

    Her voice would be even better if she wasn’t filling her body with poison.

  10. Alice says:

    If she keeps doing crack her vocal cords are going to look (and probably sound) like Michael Jackson’s nose.

  11. Just Saying says:

    Yeah, kinda like Billie Holliday, Heatherlyisaverb.

  12. rockcriedout says:

    edith piaf was phenomenally talented too. right up until she died. poor amy.

  13. Brynja says:

    Yeh, I was thinking Billie Holliday too..
    She’s my favorite singer out there. Not only does she have talent (which is rare in the music buiz nowadays) but the kind of music she sings is … it’s far from the mainstreet crap people listen to these days. She’s the bomb. I hope she’ll be okay.

  14. ajhansen says:

    LOVE her voice.

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