Comments on: In Lieu Of Hitler, Tom Cruise Settles For Killing The Identity of Every Woman He’s Ever Been With

By: Aaron

Aaron — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:22:31 +0000

I wanna kill cruise more then Hitler, honestly, not j/k either so don’t think i am

By: XXX

XXX — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:06:38 +0000

Very true. Cruise is gay, a secret known by everyone at Hollywood. His marriages/relationships were all business contracts in xchange for more publicity on both sides, more money, fame etc. He always has got strong PR ppl + hes a Scientologist so who could mess with him… Remember a few years ago when he said he’s straight and he can prove it in the court? Who the hell was going to ask him to prove that in the court? So all aces are in his sleeve. But not forever…

By: SimpleJack

SimpleJack — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:15:53 +0000

Wendie I think you took his statement totally out of context. It is one of those statements where the person doesn’t word it properly but you still know what it is that they meant to say. The Beet makes remarks that are intelligent and insightful yet you continually say the stupidest shit just to get an easy laugh and to sound witty but in actuality you come across as nothing more than a dumb-ass reaching pathetically beyond your abilities.

By: peace&&green

peace&&green — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:50:47 +0000

true.
but isnt that a bit violent for a nineyearold?
killing someone?
i mean, its justified,
but fantasizing over killing someone at age nine is not healthy.

By: Snowdevil

Snowdevil — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 02:18:06 +0000

Funny post Wendie, but it’s obvious that he meant “stand up back then and kill him.” Yeah, I so used to love him. Now – not so much.

By: HappyGirrrl

HappyGirrrl — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:13:46 +0000

Horf?! Ha ha ha! :)

By: bbnffbff

bbnffbff — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:04:26 +0000

tisk tisk tisk…..scientology cannot possibly be good for anyone….

By: Lara

Lara — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 20:46:18 +0000

When I was studying the Holocaust in 4th grade, I do admit that I did have a fantasy in which I freed all the Jews from the Concentration Camp and then ran in on Hitler making a big speech and shouting “NO SO FAST, ADOLF! I’VE FOILED YOUR PLAN!” But I’m pretty sure I was falling asleep at the time of this fantasy and therefore not fully conscious. I wonder when the last time was that Tom Cruise has ever been fully conscious…?

And major lulz @ his “turtleneck/sportcoat/mom jean combo”

By: V

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:28:50 +0000

Yess I think Wendie has finally settled down here quite nicely. :) But I still love Tom Cruise so yaknow. :(

By: V

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:27:33 +0000

Too true. When I was nine I had made plans for turning the US into a government dangerously similar to communism…until my mom told me that sort of government already existed and it didn’t work very well (hello Cuba and China etc)

By: jennatar

jennatar — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:05:27 +0000

Wow. I hadn’t noticed the jeans until, er, you mentioned the mom jeans. Wow. Wow. Horf.

By: cj

cj — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:01:36 +0000

Whatever his aspirations were as a kid, as an adult he could have phrased it better, like “I always wished I could have gone back in time and killed Hitler.” Saying it the way he did just sounds stupid, like Hitler is still alive.