You Know It’s a Slow News Day When I Talk About The Jonas’ Undies
January 18th, 2009 by Wendie
The Jonas Brothers have hired additional security to hold on to their boxer shorts. I hear this shit and seriously don’t believe it, but reportedly, someone has been stealing the Jonas’ underwear out of their suitcases and leaving notes behind that read “Your Undies Are Safe With Us…The Undies Snatchers!”
Are these people fucking kidding me? Now, provided that they show up on Ebay, I have to ask: Who the hell would want Joe Jonas’ Underoos?
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I’d take joes undies any day
Taylor Swift? Maybe she wants to do some weird voodoo on it. It wouldn’t be the weirdest thing celebs have done.
I dont really see the hype over them… ive seen better boy bands who look and sing better.
Which one is Joe? Which one is gay? Which one has tightie whities? Who wears the thong?….and were the undies CLEAN? Inquiring minds really don’t care.
ABout a month ago my 9 year old daughter would’ve wanted Joe’s specifically. Now she’s onto Rob Pattinson’s entire body. Yikes.
i would actually like to discuss the fact that in this picture, two of the three of them appear to be wearing velour suit coats.
i just wanted to comment on that!
how the one in the middle…hes only wearing the coat and the pants dont match!:P
They’re all the same fucking height!
If I were a bit younger, I’d want them. I think he’s super cute…and gee, so does my 10 year old daughter…lol
Which is which? And what is going on with the velour suit!?!?
I do not get what anyone sees in these “boys”. If they didn’t make millions they wouldn’t even have a date for prom night…. cause nobody would want to get close to them.
I still just want to slap them! Especially the one in the middle. So fucking smug.