The Only Thing More Exhausting Than Thinking of Beet Running a Half-Marathon Today
January 18th, 2009 by Wendie
Oh, Miley, how you tire me. I don’t know what is most upsetting about this picture. The suede fringe boots, the leggings, or the fact that Miley wasn’t even alive during the heyday of Iron Maiden. Virgins sure do dress differently than I remember.
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Did she just walk off the set of Almost Famous?
That’s a whole lot of trying to hard.
A WHOLE Lot .
Those boots are sooooo wrong with that outfit. Truth be told, I’m having a hard time picturing what they WOULD go with, but definately not that ensemble.
I don’t think anything. Look how fat they make the ankles look? Even perfect legs couldn’t pull those off. And the colour?????
They would go well with a bonfire
It was the colour I was specifically concerned about! :p
Why are you obsessing over Miley’s virginity?
why do i feel i’ve never seen a pic of this “virgin” with her mouth closed?
HEY i have those boots in beige, and i actually love them :)
beige is fine. electric blue? with ripped up tights?? no no no .
You do realize that those are not leggings? They’re tights.
Thanks.
Looks like she has an extra set of teeth in the back of her throat! Eww
Hahahahahaha… I hadn’t noticed that… and now I can’t stop lookint at it.
I do not have an extra set of teeth. It is my retainer
wendie… you are hilarious. & this virgin is great entertainment!
oh geez. she is so off the mark with this outfit. first, matching bags and shoes dont apply to this look at ALL – it is totally against the point.
but at least her hair is real. thats nice for a change.
miley has extensions.
RED NECK TRAIN WRECK Choo Choo
Redneck white trash. How colorful.
Oh my god Miley what are you doing to me?
You look hideous. Fix it!
there is no way she has ever listened to iron maiden
Rock Band 2 has “Run to the Hills”. There’s some pretty good songs mixed into all that obscure trash they use
That has to explain how she heard of them. Good catch.
Lmao.
I second that .
Bitch wants to look “rock and roll.”
So fake.
It’s like the “emo” kids in Junior High who would wear Led Zeppelin ,Pink Floyd , The Rolling Stones … They couldn’t name a song if their little lives depended on it.
It’s just a “Look” to them .
Fucking Bull shit.
true dat.
but pink floyd and the roling stones is not emo music.so ur whole post doesnt make sense.
NO, they aren’t “emo” but they do wear it to look cool so her post makes perfect sense.
Not all middle school kids are dumbasses.
Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd OWN. And I’m only in grade eight.
And what does ‘emo’ have to do with anything? They’re rockstars. So is the Rolling Stones. So maybe YOU should learn what you’re talking about before you make fun of middle school kids. Thank you.
true.
im in 8th, and im so tired
of seeing all these people who made fun
of others for wearing heavy eyeliner, skinny jeans, and converse
for the past 3 years,
and now they’re wearing it,
saying they’re “emo” or “scene.
then they’re like oh, i love rolling stones, led zepplin, and the beatles!
i listen to screamo and death metal!
stupid kiddos.
not everyone’s like that,
but most people our grade are.
pisses me off.
She probably thinks Iron Maiden is the woman from the wardrobe department who presses her outfits.
*chuckle*
GIVE IT UP GIRL!!! U SUCK AND THE WORD IS ON TO YOU!!
I can’t stand this ugly, no talent trailer trash, pig face!!!!!! CLOSE your MOUTH!
Just not a cute ensemble or hairstyle. It’s so fried.
I don’t like this outfit either but have you been to the mall lately? That’s how 16 yr olds (atleast here in MO) dress.
BEET FANS
Don’t let MIMI fool you. Missouri is not that kind of girl & Miley is no virgin.
She must have borrowed that shirt from her 20 year old boyfriend… You know, after spending the night playing scrabble and such.
That’s what she looks like when she dresses up, imagine what she looks like when she rolls out of bed.
I hate her.
I can just see her taking kitchen scissors to that shirt.
As if She knows a single Iron Maiden song .
Dumb little rich bitch…
Worse still….they’re $200.00 Lindey Lohan leggings with pre-fabricated holes
They’re not leggings.
They’re tights.
-sigh- well at least her bag matches her shoes…?
What’s seriously sad is the only two concerts I saw live last year were Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and Iron Maiden. Not together, unfortunately. Now that would be the best of both worlds (heh) for me and my tween girl.
eww.
miley’s trying to be a fashion icon or something.
she doesnt even know who iron maiden is.
Why the hate people?
What did she do to you other than being a normal teenage girl and experimenting with her clothing style?
I’d like to see some photos of all of you during high school.
I think everyone is overlooking the biggest problem here.
This whore is stealing our band shirts and our horns! Metal is losing it’s sanctity. :’(
*drowns sorrows in Cynic and Dream Theater*
There is no hand big enough to facepalm that amount of epic fail.
>_<
What’s next, the Jonas Brothers will claim to be death metal?
Wait… isn’t Disney supposed to try and brainwash the millions of 12-year-old girls who dominate their fanbase that metal is satanic? Well, #1: Maiden is in NO WAY satanic. and #2: If they try to pass some of their stuff as kvlt, I swear I will kill someone.
WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?
SINCE WHEN HAS WEARING T-SHIRTS FOR BANDS YOU DON’T LISTEN TO GOOD?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MUSIC THESE DAYS?
Nothing’s “happening” to music, mainstream music has always been a shitstain, with the exception of the classic rock period.
That’s why you listen to the underground bands.
How dare she? Wearing an Iron Maiden shirt when her music sucks?!?!?!
Honestly the outfit may look bad but shes hot i would do her any day. lol. Just saying