Fucking Madonna Just Makes Good Business Sense
January 18th, 2009 by Wendie
Madonna’s fling with model Jesus Luz didn’t last long but he’s trying to capitalize on his brief Golden Snatch foray.
All the major modeling agencies approached Luz after his two-week tryst with the Golden Snatch. He went with Ford Models. To give perspective, a year ago his show fee was $225 and now it is $135,000. What is it about this that would warrant such a raise in pay? I’m totally rethinking my Madonna bush embargo.
Above, Madonna wearing the remnants of her first Brazilian wax.
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That was the greatest Wendie! Hilarious!
LOL the last sentence was pure gold.
lmao yes
wearing the remnants of her first brazilian wax…
OMG laughed so hard
Above, Madonna wearing the remnants of her first Brazilian wax.
I almost died when i read that. i completely heart u now
dude it looks like she went to a mini gold place, ripped the grass out of the ground and tried to make clothes out of it.
golden snatch… brazilian remnants? beautiful post.
haha good 1 wendie
Wendie is God.
I didn’t know they were doing a remake of Peter Pan.
it looks like a penis is hanging between her legs
Very funny! You crack me up!
Snatches of brilliance, Wendie! Get it? *sigh*
does she wear anything now except the fishnet stockings and leotard/top hat/chia pet combo?
um… madonna and jesus? give me a fucking break.
oh wow I never even thought of that – the irony, the awful irony.
Everything above what I am writing including the post has me peeing myself. Thanks y’all!
OMG! Sitting here by myself, I have laughed myself sick! That line was frickin’ priceless. My only regret is I didn’t think of it first. GO WENDIE!