Any Lurking Bi-Curiousness Has Officially Been Eradicated From My Brain
January 17th, 2009 by Wendie
Okay, this has been a really traumatic morning for me. I woke up to pictures of Linda Hogan in lederhosen. You, at least, are getting a warning as to what is in store for you. I was blindsided.
After I recovered, courtesy of a Screwdriver, I learned that a naked picture of Madonna, circa 1979, is up for auction through Christie’s auction house. I couldn’t figure out why this is newsworthy. Didn’t anyone buy the Sex book? Madonna, naked, $9,950 cheaper than this Christie’s picture is expected to go for. Then, I clicked THE LINK. Be warned: 1) Obviously NSFW and 2) There is a zoom feature which will bring you very disturbing results.
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Random question: where is Madonna’s right arm in this photo? The clothed one.
i can’t tell where her pubes end and that fur throw starts
everybody’s been totally distracted by hair… have you noticed a gigantic wart or cyst on the left side under the pubes?
Oh MY.
But I still find the fully-clothed current photo more disturbing. No need for Bi-Couriousness anymore anyway now that she’s a man.
I was about to have breakfast. Instead, I think I will stick a fork in my eyes.
What’s wrong in being hairy? That is our natural status!
wow she must really have hated men
At first I was thinking she needs to stop wearing outfits like this, then I saw the picture and was thinking you know what I am okay with the clothes infact please, please don’t take them off…
omg shes like a wolly mammoth. NOTHING is shaved. even her legs are bear status.
Really poor kids… Not because she is dressed like this, no way, but because she is brainwashing them into shitty kabbalah…
holy crap.
saw the mini image, i’m too scared to enlarge it.
Oh sweet fuck!!! My eyes……my poor eyes!
C’mon, it’s like Don King is in a scissor lock between her legs! That can’t be real!
She’s got more bush than Algonquin Park.
hahahahahhaha.
hahahahha.
i get this because i am from ontario as well.
hilarious.
Good lordy that’s a lot of hair.
Am I the only one who does not find this picture disturbing? This is a honest picture and any average adult woman would look like this (granted some would have less hair, others even more) if she wouldn’t shave off her hair to please spoiled men who grew up masturbating to unnatural shaved pussies.
The only thing I find disturbing is people’s reactions to a realistic and natural depiction of a woman’s body.
Totally agree!
Completely agree as well – the picture of her older but indecently clothed self bothers me infinitely more than seeing an unaltered, young body.
The current photo of Madonna in fishnets is a cry for help. People in her circle who are telling her she looks amazing are evil monsters.
Ok, this woman is from the US, not France. Even back in the late 70s and 80s women in this country at least shaved their legs and armpits! That is just GROSS!
I don’t think I could grow that much hair in a lifetime. It doesn’t even look real.