Hey, You Think I Was Rough on Raven-Symone?
January 16th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Men’s website Spike.com has just released a list of the Top 7 Butterbodies.
Listen, I may talk my fair share of shit about Mandy Moore’s personality, but I’ve never called her “chunky, pudgy and out of shape … like she spent the last few years on a couch watching television and eating tubs of Neapolitan ice cream.” And I once said Liv Tyler was wearing the wrong dress for her super-buff legs, but I never said “she looks like a dowdy housewife who indulges in too many home-baked cookies.” And I think Salma Hayek is freaking stunning, and I would certainly never accuse her of “carrying a spare car tire around her mid-section.”
So the next time you guys want to be all like “Raven-Symone has a perfect body!!! You’re CRAZY to call her fat!!! It’s totally reasonable to have a BMI of 31 as long as absolutely none of it is muscle!” I just want you to remember that I am, compared to this nation’s asshole men, very understanding and appreciative of women’s natural curves.
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indigo-please i bet youre cross eyed.
Whatever makes you feel better about yourself. Oh & btw, your blog sucks ass.Hard.
but clearly you wasted your time and you read it. so really dickface, who’s the winner in this one?
keep trolling the internet trying to start BLOG fights. again…who’s the winner in those fights?
I merely disagreed with your opinion. YOU decided to take it to the next level. And yes, I did take the time to read your blog, that’s why you have it linked right? So people can read your blog? But, I must be in the wrong, because you seem like a really nice person, with the name calling and cutting & pasting other reader’s comments & then blasting them on your blog. How sweet.
just reposting….
his is why 8 year olds get anorexia.
I hope you’re proud of the impact you’ll have on the lives of the girls and their families as they waste away and kill themselves over this ridiculous cookie-cutter expectation of beauty… utilized to sell magazines, diet pills and cosmetics, with no regard for the negative effects this kind of trite, dehumanizing dribble produces on our world’s society.
You are KILLING people with this kind of article.
Literally, people will use this article to rationalize their self-destructive and deadly behavior, and it will indoctrinate any young girl that comes across this filth to equate thin with pretty for the rest of their lives.
Even if thin = heart failure.
not my comment but do take this into consideration of not only girls, but women in general.