Caption This

January 14th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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Kevin James poses with Essence Francher, 9, winner of the Deputy Mall Cop tryouts in Chicago yesterday.

It was a promotional event for unbelievably dumb movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop, which the studio actually has the gall to promote.

Here’s what I want to know: Were they handing out the Hitler mustaches at the event, or did this kid bring his own?


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16 Responses to “Caption This”

  1. JL says:

    There’s got to be a Gary Coleman-security guard joke in here somewhere….

  2. JLo says:

    Is it just me or does that kid look like Gary Coleman?

  3. hhhh says:

    hahaha this is kind of cute picture

  4. Melissa says:

    ahahhahah @ the mustache

    totally made my day

  5. Anonymous says:

    I may not pay to see it in theaters, but I will rent it when it comes out on dvd or watch the boot leg. I think it will be funny, I liked chuck and larry, and king of queens. Kevin James is so funny to me.

    • me says:

      King of Queens and Chuck & Larry was funny but have you seen his standup? Also tanked in that other movie with Will Smith. He’s only funny in certain types of roles but his own material (his standup) sucked balls.

  6. Loveitloveit says:

    bizarre! for a second i thought you went all perez and scribbled a moustache on that kid. more than a second, actually.

    on another note, that mall cop movie looks incredibly unfunny, stupid, and even insulting. my boyfriend is a security guard and gets enough crap for being a ‘rent a cop’ as it is.

    rant over.

  7. Jerrod says:

    “You call this a trophy? Whatchoo talkin’ bout Kevin?!”

  8. censorthis says:

    hold it cracker, ain’t this the audition for the new disney version of ‘driving miss daisy’?

  9. Buggg. says:

    I seen the movie tonight.
    It was actually pretty funny and cute.

  10. Anne says:

    well hitler beards are more….. rectangular….

  11. Veronica says:

    Love Kevin James. The movie looks dumb though, but like someone else said, I won’t go to see it, but will rent it when it comes out next month…

  12. TheArtist says:

    Now Dating: Whoopie Goldberg & Tom Arnold!

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