Courtenay Semel Is Still Totally, Hair-Burningly Crazy
January 14th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Courtenay Semel, the uber-rich, alcoholic, drug-addicted, but-her-faced, hot-tempered, celebrity lesbian love interest du jour, has just burned her (equally crazy) ex-girlfriend’s hair off.
CASEY Johnson – the madcap Band-Aid heiress whose father, Woody Johnson, owns the Jets – is said to be wearing her hair in a short, butch style following a vicious catfight with her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel. “Casey had a fight one night with her current girlfriend,” heavily tattooed Lisa Marie Alvarez, a Los Angeles source, told Page Six. “Casey went to Courtenay’s house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized.” Casey’s mother, Sale Johnson, reportedly flew to LA and consulted with lawyer Robert Shapiro. No one returned calls except Courtenay, whose father Terry Semel ran Yahoo for years. “There was a fight,” Courtenay said. “But this is a major exaggeration. We are speaking. We are friends.” Casey – who isn’t speaking to her father, or her aunt, Libet Johnson – is the mother of an adopted girl from Kazakhstan.
OMG. These girls are such headcases. I swear, all the money in the world does not buy happiness. In fact, it just seems to encourage low self-esteem and crazy. The next time you think to myself, “Man, why couldn’t I have been born an heiress?” just keep these girls in mind.
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i love it how they had to indicate the source was “heavily tattooed”.
oh page six how i adore u
Casey’s girlfriend, Lisa Alvarez is “heavily tattooed” –not the “Los Angeles source.” Still, it’s funny that her tattoos are mentioned. Man, Lisa Alvarez gets around. Heh.
look at those wonky eyes! both her eyes and smile are crooked. as a matter of fact her nose is too.
She looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Ughhhhh gross
Is Courtenay Semal paying all these women to date her? Cause she sure isn’t doing it on her looks.
Good god, she gets fuglier every time I see her.
I will never understand why someone who was unfortunate enough to be born with looks like hers but also fortunate enough financially to be able to correct it, does nothing about it. Maybe that’s part of the “crazy”?
omg. i yelped when i saw this picture. i’m sure we all have our off days, but WOW.
*also, note to beet, to have a but-her-face, you have to have a good bod. courtenay does not.
wowwwww imagine the smell of burning a whole head of someones hair
What the FUCK is up with her eyes? Bitch fell out of the ugly tree.
Hair arson…that’s new. Her eyes are proof positive she should be institutionalized, she’s just trash with money.
She looks like a man dressed as Kim Kardashian. Egads.
Her looks are specific to those of the baby that Penelope Cruz and Sarah Silverman would create. If they were related in the first place, you know, because she looks retarded with her Paris wonk eye.
wow I bet Christmas with her family is a hoot!
To quote a rather rude (but correct) male coworker who is reading over my shoulder…” DAMN!! That bitch’s face would haunt a house!!!”
her smile looks precisely like that of the Grinch
no kidding!
sorry not to be able to come up with a better image but it doesn’t take much to see how ridiculous the resemblance is –
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it’s all beginning to make sense – her heart is two sizes too small!
Following that link was a waste of time.
I’ve seen better looking creatures in the lab at a genetic engineering facility. Good Lord. She has to be the product of something gone terribly wrong. Was her mom involved in nuclear weapons development during the sixties? Is fugliness a side effect of radiation poisoning?
There is no way her genes existed since the beginning of time.
Noah would have slammed the door shut before he let that thing get on board.
SimpleJack – you are really kinda funny when you aren’t being all nasty and shit!
Her hair looks pretty and healthy at least.
Euthanize her!
Good one XXX, but don’t we euthanize those we are trying save from their own pain and suffering? It’s anyone who looks at her that needs to be pitied and put down.
Where are the police??? Last time I checked, setting someone on fire is called “attempted murder.” What’s she going to do next? Throw acid? I do believe it’s time for mommy and daddy to intervene before she really does kill someone. At minimum it’s time to get the legal team together and reduce her fortune by several million for attempting to disfigure her lover. And you know what really should piss everyone off??? Half the country is out of work and losing their homes and this stupid bitch, with more money than God, is wallowing around in her own skanky drama. What a hot stinking pile of human waste.
I’m sorry. I know I already posted a comment earlier but I can’t keep scrolling past that face without expressing my beliefs. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next time I bought a laxative at the pharmacy there was a rolled up picture of her face in the box. I think the normal reaction to staring at her face is having to take a massive dump. Perhaps even explosive diarrhea. For all you teenage girls out there dreading prom night because you can’t seem to shed those few annoying pounds just stare at this face for a few minutes. Trust me, you will expel from your body every bit of fecal matter, (compacted or not), stomach contents, excess water weight, mucus, etc., etc. (CAUTION! Over Exposure may result in death from dehydration!). Trust me, it will work. You’ll look fabulous.
I’ll admit I’ve wanted to be an heiress, but to the BAND-AID fortune… That’s doesn’t sound glamorous at all!
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