Brooke Hogan Heats It Up
January 14th, 2009 by Evil Beet
While most of the country is freezing its ass off in the depths of January, Brooke Hogan is practically naked as she goes shopping in Miami Beach. Or at least I think Brooke Hogan is in this photo. I can’t see much past the breasts.
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I kinda like the girl in the boots outfit, it’d be great if I could wear that in Ohio. Its -2 degrees here.
same here, nyc, it’s freezing out today, but i love that girl’s boots and shorts!
The only hint this is Brooke, not her mum, are the young girls at her side.
I wish all of us had tiny boobs. Clothes makers must think we all do. Please don’t fan the flame of society telling us what our bodies should look like, and if someone deviates from the ideal a little they get chastised. I have boobs like Brooke, and have received nothing but grief from people staring at them all the time. And no, I don’t want surgery. Please promote acceptance of our bodies by not making fun of something someone can’t do anything about (save carving herself up).
my breasts are far from small, and fill that dress out just as well as brooke hogan. but the biggest difference between brooke and i, is i have enough taste to not wear that because people WILL STARE, and that kind of display will attract the negative attention we all seek to avoid. you can, to a certain extent control it. nothing’s wrong with a little cleavage, but that is by no means little, it’s tacky.
Brooke didn;t used to have those boobs. If you look at pictures of her just a couple years ago she was almost flat. Those puppies sprang up…er, rather quickly. She’s an “under the knife” girl, not a natural busty beauty!
Even if they were natural, which they aren’t, I think the bigger point is Brooke’s inability to cover them up. Just because you have a big rack doesn’t mean you need to look like trash.
Exactly! Her’s look like they are going to pop out with a top hat & cane and put on show any second now.
esa, can you post a photo so we can stare at them? I will accept your body :D
hahahaha… me find funny. :)
WOW she’s looking more and more like her mother…
I was going to say thats Mom Hogan with a ton of lipo! Those boobs are hanging awful low to be a young thing!
Guess those implants are really settling in, they used to look like pecs!
You sure that’s Brooke?
Holy crap, did she get new implants? I didn’t think even her implants were that big.
Agreed – she definitely got BIGGER IMPLANTS! or they’re just really saggy now
I live in so cal and it is definitely not freezing here! Yesterday it was 79 and sunny…of how I love california.
She looks old. How old is she anyway?
Real or not, they’re hott. She looks enough like her mother to creep me out a little although still do-able. Her friend in the boots can get it and her other friend is just that.. just another friend
why is that man wearing a muu-muu?
Thank you! I thought she looked rather manish.
As I was saying before — clothes people need to account for us big breasted girlz! Come on! Vikki’s Secret only has sizes up to 36 C. I’m a 34 DD and NOTHING fits. I’d love to wear a sundress, but guess what? I end up looking like Brooke. And hers look real to me. Fakes stick out and up more and look like balls.
Where the hell is your Victoria’s Secret? The ones in my area have plenty, definitely up to DD. I doubt they would have 34DD, as I can’t find 34D myself very well, but they have well above 36C at least.
That wasn’t meant as mean by the way. =)
i’m a 36DD and they have bras up to at least 38DD. esa might be thinking of victorias secret’s “pink” bras, those only go up to a 36C.
It could be Brooke’s mom; maybe with her boyfriend’s sisters? if it’s her, she got big again. It will take Hulk twice the time to put suntan lotion on her ass next time.
speaking of fake tits…
shit… man, i thought that was her mom even though i glanced at the name brooke…
god i hate her, she looks more like her mom on this picture.
but i really like the outfit of the girl with the boots though
Yep. that’s Brooke, her nose and chin give her away.
I can’t believe she walks down the street with her jugs hanging out like that. If your boobs are that huge wear something that covers them. How about a t-shirt Brooke?
Esa get a Breast reduction. People do it all the time.
Are you kidding? Horrible, horrible scars.
I had a breast reduction about 12 yrs ago, BEST thing I’ve ever done! my half decent DD prior pregnancy looked DIGUSTING, really they did, post pregancy so now I have nicely shaped, C cup and I would do it all over gain,in a heartbeat.
The scars? unless you are naked, nobody will see them even in a bikini, I am assuming you are clothed most of the time so why worry about them? they are really not that bad and much better than huge ugly sagging boobies!
Her head looks way small. One boob alone looks bigger than her head!
Isn’t funny how in like two years her brests have grown from like small Bs to what looks some big Ds? They are totally fake …
Fake…really fake…She annoys the fuck out of me . Her whole family is just a bunch of greedy attention whores…I really , really hate them .
TOTAL TRAIN WRECK. It is shocking that someone so chronoloically “young” looks like a used up hag. Or, to put it another way, she looks just like her mom.
Those look real, because they’re so saggy. Exposing them: fine. Exposing them to gravity: not so great for her or for us. Get them titties lifted in a good bra and make them look fabulous!
i honestly thought she was her mom.
not a good thing.
those are new, and plastic. she had decent boobs before those implants, she should have spent that money on her face instead. poor girl had fugly parents.
Brooke…lay off the tanning please, your starting to look like your mom.