Quotables
January 13th, 2009 by Evil Beet
“We actually shot it in July. It was back before I got conservative.”
Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriend — and Criss Angel’s current love — regarding the Girls Next Door farewell issue of Playboy, which will be the magazine’s February issue.
This is funny on so many levels. I will enumerate them so that you don’t miss any.
First: Holly’s conservative now? I totally missed that memo.
Second: They shot the GND farewell issue in July? So Hef must have parted ways with these girls awhile ago.
Third: I love how Hugh Hefner says goodbye to his three girlfriends by having them get naked and photographed and then selling the pictures. I mean, it happens all the time in break-ups, but it’s not every day the girl signs her consent.
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I’m sorry, but Holly is on the cover of LOWRIDER magazine this month… Yeah. Low… Rider…. Is that conservative?
is that anything like Easy Rider? does Easy Rider even exist anymore?
kind of.. it’s cars not bikes. But cars with sexy girls in bikinis splayed all over them for no particular reason
it’s the lowrider march 2009 issue… I hate myself for knowing that
I want my daily lohan !!
fake boobies!
holly is very tongue-in-cheek and seems to be proud of being a hooker. i think she is kidding.
Wow. I know she is only twenty something but she looks SO MUCH OLDER! I mean, the fake boobs don’t help, but she just does not look her age AT…ALL.
Yes…it’s strange how these girls get surgery to extend their “youth” and yet somehow end up looking like a chemically preserved 40 year old. Pretty, firm and completely unlined, yet somehow she still looks old.
Wow is she really twenty-something?? I thought she was WAY older. Wow. I suppose some style choices don’t do any favours, do they?
Is this outfit pre or post conservative? Just wonderin…
hahaha that is exactly what I was wondering *high five*
The fact that this contrived “girlfriends” thing lasted this long and was able to do so well as to keep this dinosaur of a franchise afloat is amazing. They will continue to do this as long as people believe the backstories on the new, incoming girlfriends…
By the way, Wrestling is real, too :) why not that, not as ridiculous as Hugh having 3 20-something girlfriends. But it is fun; the girls, that is!
Too-big fake boobs aside, I think she’s one of the few people that plastic surgery actually made beautiful. I look at her face and I just find it gorgeous, and I saw some old pictures and she just seemed plain and average. Normally I think plastic surgery makes people look like aliens. But she’s an exception.
I am not proud of thinking this. :)
I agree, she is sooo beautiful :)